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paris // he/him // 24 dependent oc rp blog

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i found that holy water i bought off the internet while i was looking for a phone charger today

what do i do with it now

[deadaccccccount]

[h0tlineking]

we match :-)

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anyway i’m single now

[nekrenmancer]

The doorway turning black gave Paris just enough warning to sign off before Kren walked into his room, statuesque as ever. His face wasn’t even particularly blank today, not the way Paris had seen him go blank when he was actually uncomfortable (at least, Paris thought he’d learned to read Kren well enough to identify that expression).

“That’s how you feel?” Kren said, without preamble. He didn’t even sit down.

“‘Hi, how are you, it’s nice to see you, been a while,’” Paris said, bratty. He regretted the words as soon as they were out of his mouth. However he felt about Kren – and he honestly didn’t know, but the dial was definitely leaning negative – he didn’t have to be a jerk; he didn’t have to make this worse. Fortunately, Kren didn’t respond to his sarcasm, just waited. Turning his tone honest, Paris said, “Yeah.”

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[freeparis2k18]

wait he was here posting about killing vampires YESTERDAY so he’s *awake*, he’s just ignoring me

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i texted kren like three days ago to ask if we were doing anything for valentines day and i still haven’t heard back from him

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just flipped through my phone and i have like six “pictures of kren” that are just cursed shadow figures bc i guess i didn’t learn the first five times

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ooooookay guess we’re back to cannibalism on main

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the first time kren talks to me in like 2 weeks and of course it’s something extremely cursed

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go back to bed, kren

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i accidentally answered the door for a life insurance salesman then got super flustered and told him “sorry no one here is alive”

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can't believe kren doesn't have rights

[parallel-o-grandma]

my outfit everyday

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when will denver come home i’m lonely

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

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i just realized that if kren played pokemon he’d want to dissect them and i’m