Damn I'm Bored

a 6yo told me I have dinosaur eyes

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[purgeahontas-deactivated2012060]

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

[dutchster]

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

[skellylicious]

:3c

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

Hey did you know that if you say “gillette is threatening my masculinity!” three times in the mirror i materialize in your bathroom and fucking castrate you

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[scottiedoesntknowher]

[actuallyjoebiden-deactivated202]

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[gnarly]

waiting for your pizza delivery like

[teenscoolest]

[freetacothursday]

Waking up knowing you have to start a new year like

[pileofknives]

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

[freetacothursday]

Thinking about having to start a new year like

[animatedtext]

[natama-men]

[amplitudeandexcursion-deactivat]

*gentle gasp*

“dis booty”