misanthropic drunken loner

chuck nasty. co. stoner. 22. cancer. INFP. slytherin \\ i am dirty broke, beautiful, and free //

[colonel-orneryarchives]

[revedas]

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

[charlesoberonn]

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THIS EPISODE AIRES 43 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU

[warabou]

smh bro I SEE you lying next to me with words i thot I’d never speak -_-

[freakonakaleesh]

I think its very cool and Sexy of me to have completely avoided interacting with or having any knowledge of game of thrones. that cultural zeitgeist went on for years, cost millions of dollars and wasted hours of people's lives. but me? I don't know her

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Always~

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[meloetta]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

[meloetta]

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[zoby]

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

[meloetta]

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

[parisianqueen-deactivated202004]

During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

[maraeffect]

poor people deserve things they want, too. it is unfair to expect poor people to only buy things they “need”.

[enide-s-dear]

My grandfather used to tell me: if you only have 20 kr left, you buy grocery for 10 kr and flowers for the other 10 kr because you need a reason to live as well.

[korrasera]

We are not machines and an unmet need is an unmet need.

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

animal crossing go

go to a furry con and give people fruit

[anthonycrowleymoved]

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

[anthonycrowleymoved]

oh my GOD exactly thank u for putting it into words

[tearlessrain]

you know it’s REALLY COLD when there are no clouds at all and it’s painfully bright but nothing is moving and the sunlight is the color of electrum. that’s when it’s the kind of cold you can physically feel in your lungs if you go outside.

[fancyglitch]

[m0rgenrequiem]

i love this wolf so much i had to draw him….. 

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like there’s a pit under youtube headquarters that youtubers to be spawn out of and then the staff there assigns them millions of followers because literally every time I hear a news story about some fucked up thing a YouTuber did its someone that me nor anyone in any of my social circles has ever heard of before

[askpredetor]

Can you name any of these fuckers?

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

THAT NOMINATION LIST IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE THIS POST

WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE

[mars-wants-sleep]

[drrockbell]

Fandom: God there’s like NO content anymore. I wish we could get more art and fanfics :(((

Someone: Hey, I can’t draw anything digitally, because I can’t afford a tablet, but here’s a pen on paper drawing that I spent a lot of time and hard work on. Also, I took a shot at my first fanfic and I’d really like some feedback or at least some kudos if you enjoyed it :)

Fandom: Oh... yeah sorry no... not you. We actually meant writers that are already well known and popular to produce MORE content... I mean, if a popular blog shares your work then maybe. And we don’t really like pen to paper art. We just don’t think it’s professional or even looks good :/

[blackivory-27]

This is why I try to reblog things that have little notes - the fandom NEEDS new people, or it dies, but the OLD people are there to support the new creators! New creators will leave and forget if the fandom doesn't welcome them, because they feel left out. We should remember that all great artists and writers, even the famous ones in big name fandoms, they all started from nothing.

If you don't want a fandom to die feed the sparks that come anew, don't blow on the old burnt ashes hoping they'll start again.

[drrockbell]

—“Feed the sparks that come anew, don’t blow on the old burnt ashes hoping they’ll start again.”

[officialunitedstates]

wondering if i will sneeze today

[mindgyre]

keep us posted

[officialunitedstates]

no.  its none of your business