The Disappearances in Hell
(This is just a what if scenario that I thought making for fun. I have no idea if this Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss collaboration will happen in the future of Fortnite or not. But it’s amusing to think about. Enjoy!)
//Sinners and hellborns are disappearing from all corners of hell!// Katie Killjoy said in her breaking news report. //Some are speculating a repeat of the Radio Demon’s last onslaught that happened decades ago, while others are assuming that a new overlord is on the rise. Though one thing is clear; there have been no signs of bloodshed or dismembered bodies. Several witnesses have told that they saw the victims one second before turning away and a sudden flash of light came out of nowhere and then the victim disappeared without a trace! What or who is responsible for all these disappearances?//
“Alastor…” Vaggie glares over at the radio demon himself who was sipping on his coffee.
“My dear Vaggie, had it really have been me wouldn’t you have heard screaming from my broadcasts?” Alastor asked.
Charlie pipes up. “He’s right, Vaggie. We probably would’ve already know if he did. But it’s still scary to think if someone else is doing all of this then we wouldn’t know when or where they’ll strike next.”
“Maybe it’s somebody who’s a big fan of Smiles here?” Mused Angel Dust who was lounging at the bar with Husk pouring him another drink. “What say you, Husky?”
“Probably but I know there’s more people who fear him more than admire him. Unless they’re really fucked up in the head.” The bartender mumbled while twirling his finger around towards his head.
“Is it a bad boy?!” Niffty asked excitedly at the thought of it.
“Boy, girl, sinner, hellborn; doesn’t matter.” Angel replied.
Alastor hummed to himself. “They do seem to be doing it quite randomly. None of the victims have had any correlation with each other and we certainly don’t know of their attacker’s motives.”
Charlie then turned hearing her father, Lucifer, walking towards the group finishing up talking to whoever was on the phone.
“Alright, keep me posted on your end, Ozzie. Bye.” Lucifer ended the call with a concerned look on his face.
“Are there more disappearances happening in Uncle Ozzie’s ring?” Asked Charlie.
The king of hell shook his head. “Thankfully not. I already asked Bee, Mammon and the others if they’re having those problems but it looks like only the pride ring is having issues.”
“That’s good.”
“But it still doesn’t make sense why people are disappearing like this.”
“Pardon my ignorance, short king. But do you think that heaven might have something ta do dis? Nifty did just kill the first man so this could be a form of revenge for that.” Angel asked feeling both curious and anxious.
Lucifer hums for a bit. “That’s a good point but I don’t think it’s heaven at all. Honestly I don’t know what exactly we’re dealing with here.” He sighs.
“Well whatever it is, we have to stay on guard and protect ourselves from whoever is doing this.” Vaggie said.
“They’ll be blown to bits before they ever get fucking close to me!” Cherri exclaimed proudly.
“I’ll shoot ‘em on sight if I haf ta.” Angel added.
Alastor laughed joyfully. “As much as I would love to dismember and disembowel any wretched sinner who would dare cause harm to this hotel, we still have no idea of their motives or even who they are. For all we know we might be walking down the street without even knowing one of us might disappear at that very moment.” He added.
“Or driving around then……poof! You’re at some random island with a blue bus flying in the sky overhead.” Angel said jokingly.
Everyone looked at him as if he grew a second head.
“What? It’s not like that kinda stuff happens all the time.” Shrugged Angel.
Meanwhile…….
“WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE, MOXXIE?! ONE MINUTE WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO A FUCKING BAR TO CELEBRATE A SUCCESSFUL MISSION AND THEN THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKING THING WE KNOW, WE DRIVE INTO A FUCKING BRIGHT LIGHT AND GOT THE VAN’S TIRE FLATTEN BY THESE BEAR BITCHES!!” Blitz exclaimed in frustration as all three imps ran from a group of pink mascot bear girls.
“I DON’T KNOW, SIR! BUT ITS NOT HELL! IN FACT, I THINK THIS IS WORSER THAN HELL!!!” Moxxie yelled back.
Suddenly Millie spotted a bug cannon and picked it up before shooting at one of the bears. The bear disappeared when Millie fired at it. “I got one!”
The boys turned around to see Millie finishing off the rest of the bears.
“Awesome work, Millie!” Blitz grinned.
“Thanks! Now hurry and pick up their shit! We got a lot of people to fuck up!” Millie grinned as she hears the sound of a reboot van close by along with a startled scream mixed with a howl. “Damn! Sounds like Loona got to him first!”
“That’s my Loonie! Follow that howl, M&M!”
