never wield such power, you forget to be polite

cat lover | 21

[dailysnoopy]

[dailysnoopy]

[dailysnoopy]

[natalie-goodmn]

peacemaker is really the funniest show of all time. the whole first season is about everyone learning not to solve their problems by killing people and how every life can be turned around. and their best friend the serial killer of course. he can have some murder as a little treat and we’ll look the other way

[chapelriots]

does anyone still give a fuck about bottoms bc it feels like im waiting at a birthday party for all of my friends to show up and they never do

[shadowseductress]

being weird together is a love language to me

[brokendownbabe]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[shadowseductress]

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

[i-am-a-fish]

it's five AM who WANTS me. who NEEDS me

[beausling]

i wish i could put deftones entire discography up my pussy

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[unicorngirldiary]

i remember so much details about people that sometimes i have to act dumb so I don't freak them out

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world