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[freezerbridevalley]

“white boy of the month” and it’s just always jacob elordi, nicholas chavez, or timothee chalamet types. like fuck that, where’s the men in comedy white boy of the month?? where’s the andy samberg, rainn wilson, michael cera, john krasinski, bill hader white boy of the month? That’s all i ask.

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“what’s your snap?” “we met on tinder” omggg shut up. romance is dead because where are the handwritten letters? where are the mixtapes or burnt cds? what happened to the good old days where someone would throw crow beaks at your feet for you to stomp on if you return their feelings of infatuation??! wheres the tear filled confession in the parking lot?? where’s the yearning?? is that too much to ask for?

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in honour of pride month, i think it’s so funny when homophobic people’s go to comeback is “you’re going to burn in hell!!”. like buddy, i’m already THERE. tell me you know nothing about wlw yearning without telling me. because liking a girl is simultaneously the most beautiful yet excruciating harrowing thing to ever experience. you feel like a sick animal and it’s like just put me down already… ugh..

[freezerbridevalley]

i hate to break it to u but if you say “i ♥️ nerds” but wouldn’t fuck one of the guys from superbad or at least guys who resemble one of them, you don’t ACTUALLY heart nerds. you just heart tiktok thirst trappers or influencers who wear glasses or are into building legos. ur a poser!!!

[freezerbridevalley]

ugh everyday i mourn pre-el*n twitter in its prime. i would’ve done wonders on twitter with my current state of mind.