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@frelvis-mercury
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Big Naturals special (massive boobs or no boobs, whichever is the opposite of your preference)
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Frelvis special (put a gun against your head, pull the trigger now you're dead)
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I think with how Elvis impersonators work is that they're all a huge mind connected to the real elvis
We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.
We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.
It's been five months with this blog. Woah mama
I never expected this to go anywhere, I expected like twenty followers *maybe*. We now sit at over twenty thousand. I never thought that could happen. It's been one crazy ride, but I'm glad I rode it ;;;;)
There have been ups and downs, crazy interactions and crazy annoyances, amazing asks and fifty asks about Johnny Splash. Best of times, worst of times, and all that. But it's been amazing and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
So I just have one thing to say to you all.
A thank you.
A thank you very much.
Woah mamaaaaa oooooo
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
strange aeons croaker truthers are gonna be so shook when cole sprouse turns up for the duel
But which one of us is secretly cole sprouse?
No I am Cole Sprouse!
I'm fascinated by the gay energy in Jailhouse Rock. A 1950s prison would likely be single gender. If that is true, are #47 and #3 having a thing 🤨
@elvis-official do you have answers Mr Presley
Woah mama I wanted to write some yaoi can you blame me
Woah mama, also I'm gay.
Woah mama, my four weed-smoking boyfriends
At 18000 followers I'll post a shitty cover of an elvis song
Woah mama, please post a shitty cover of my Elvisverse song.
Woah mama, the Vegas strip will be nothing but ash once I’m finished
Woah mama, Godspeed Godzilla.
Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.
I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Have a look around
Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found
There are hundreds of Elvii
Some better, some worse
Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis
Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test
Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest
Welcome to the Elvisverse
What would you prefer:
You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis
Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley
Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors
Be funny @clown-elvis
Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis
We got more Elvises with whom to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis
Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell
We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley
And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!
Hold on to your socks
There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis
They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley
They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis
Please be advised
There are still so many more
See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley
In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock
There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals
There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official
Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley
Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley
choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2
Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure
They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official
They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather
No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis
But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical
Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official
Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley
Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator
Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker
Could I interest you in Elvises
All of the time?
Lots and lots of Elvises
All of the time
Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis
And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley
Elvii in the Elvisverse
All of the time
Meow Mama this is beautiful
Woah mama we need some one to make this a parody
actually
@frelvis-mercury
what would you think about someone recording this and putting it on YouTube or something? /genq
Woah mama I would love that!
Woah mama, as the president of the united states of america i will be grabing every trans and lgbtq american and bringing them to australia, @nixon-official will be left on a remote island with a large stone tablet
woah mama, nixon dont worry, it plays poob, and poob has it for you
oh no
not poob
next you're gonna say that the only food I'll have to eat is mayonnaise
woah mama im not that cruel, you get VB's and vegimite on toast
Woah mama, reblog to leave US president Richard Nixon on a remote island with nothing but a large stone tablet and some Vegemite
Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.
I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Have a look around
Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found
There are hundreds of Elvii
Some better, some worse
Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis
Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test
Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest
Welcome to the Elvisverse
What would you prefer:
You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis
Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley
Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors
Be funny @clown-elvis
Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis
We got more Elvises with whom to engage
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Put your cares aside
Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis
Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell
We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley
And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!
Hold on to your socks
There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis
They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley
They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis
Please be advised
There are still so many more
See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley
In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock
There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals
There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official
Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley
Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley
choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2
Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure
They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official
They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather
No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis
But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical
Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official
Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley
Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator
Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker
Could I interest you in Elvises
All of the time?
Lots and lots of Elvises
All of the time
Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis
And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley
Elvii in the Elvisverse
All of the time
No, don't go to therapy, just write incredibly emotionally charged music instead
Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooh, I can confirm it works.
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
Woah mamaaaaaa oooooooh that's the spirit
Read your music post
...what music did your dad even LIKE? Was he expecting you to play fucking Mozart on the drums or something?
He's a dad. He liked dad rock. Also jazz.
His personal inspiration was Freddy Mercury.
Woah mama, your taste in music is cool. I'm sorry your dad was so closed minded. A lot of parents seem to think of their children as extensions of themselves and are disappointed when they express their own interests.
They say Nancy Reagan was the biggest slut to ever live in the White House, but she's nothing compared to Richard M Nixon who has been fucking us and the world over for 57 slutty slutty years
Woah mama, Richard Nixon called me a communist psyop and threatened to nuke me.
I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.
Mr. Sinatra, you and I should join forces in the War on Elvis!
THE COMMUNIST PSYOP THAT IS THE ELVISVERSE SHALL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL BY THE MIGHT OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!!!
I fully agree Mr Nixon, the only way we can survive this apocalypse of horrible music is if we and the good people who believe in TRUE music join forces, with the power of the United States military and true music we may stand a chance.
Woah mama I’m worried about the war on elvii, should we throw a massive concert as protest? Uh-huh uh-huh
Can i work concessions? Being on stage gives me anxiety, humina humina
@elvis-compressedly @elvis-hell @emo-presley @goth-elvis @muppet-elvis @pelvis-presley @gelvis-presley @catgirl-presley @beetle-elvis @elvis-official @mcelvisatthepentagon @jailhouse-md-rock @nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis @transfem-elvis @italian-elvis-official @catboy-presley @frelvis-durstley @jeselvis-christ @elviritch-horrors @penguin-presley @shelvis-presley @elvispurrsley @lizard-elvis-official @mii-elvis @miku
Sorry if I missed anyone, any and all elvi welcome in the band 🤗
Woah mama how about we beat the shit out of them instead I got hands
Woah mama @therealfranksinatra you're a shitty singer, you were only popular because the Mafia used you for money laundering.
Take that BACK you HOOLIGAN
Woah mama, a man who snuggled millions of dollars through airport customs for the Mafia is in no position to call me a hooligan.
HOWEVER FRELVIS MERCURY I HAVE ONE LAST TRICK UP MY SLEEVE. SINATRA PUNCH
