French Fried Taterthots

Potato | 30s

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⟢ ꜰʀᴇɴᴄʜɪᴇ ⟡ ꜱʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ ⟡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ⟡ 30ꜱ ⟣

⟢ ʟᴀᴅꜱ ⟡ ᴊᴊᴋ ⟡ ᴍʜᴀ ⟣

⟢ ᴀᴏ3 ⟡ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ ⟡ ᴀʀᴛ ⟣

ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴇᴅɪᴇꜱ, ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴍ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ᴄʜᴀᴘꜱ, ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ. ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ɴᴜᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ꜱᴘɪᴄʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ. ɪ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴛʜᴏ, ꜱᴏᴏᴏᴏ…ᴏʙʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀʏ ᴍᴅɴɪ.

ɪ ɪʟʟᴜꜱᴛʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ꜰɪᴄꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟꜱ. ʟᴇᴛ’ꜱ ʙᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ, ᴍᴍᴍᴋᴀʏ.

ʀᴇqᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ꜱʟɪᴅᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴅᴍꜱ.

© ꜰʀᴇɴᴄʜ ꜰʀɪᴇᴅ

ᴘʟꜱ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ, ᴘʟᴀɢɪᴀʀɪᴢᴇ, ᴍᴏᴅɪꜰʏ, ᴛʀᴀɴꜱʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴍʏ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ

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is now the time to announce that i've been working on an open world, action rpg, dating sim for over a year now? not as an employee of an established studio, but started a new one with a bunch of other industry professionals. big publishers can eat my ass, we're indie nobodies working with nothing but blood, sweat, tears, and rose toys.

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lol yea, im done with this stupid game. bunch of racist hoes got butthurt that other people exist and infold said, "facts," and took the strap.

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i didn't need a trailer to tell I'd love this man, but still...I NEED HIM

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how imma be with my new man

but also

but also, also

plate him like a five course meal and let me FEAST

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i don't have a lot of time because of work, but dammit, be the change you want to see in the world (boss bitch baddie energy mc instead of all the awkward/shy ones)

may or may not start writing lads fics. we'll see tho, haven't written more than a few paragraphs for that sylus fic i mentioned. it's hella dark tho and i reeeaaaallly wanna sip your tears. keeps my tato skins nice n crispy

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why all the lads men got hella bread? I feel like they maybe thought about a normal...ish dude with Xavier at one point but gave up. LET ME SPOIL MY MANS, I BEG YOU!

Valko fine af tho. id still ride his ceo weredick from sun up to sun down. pay off my student loans and medical debt ig mr ceo man

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getting that itch again. might fuck around and write sylus angst.

it's already plotted and y'all not ready

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i like to believe in multiverses with unlimited possibilities. somewhere out there is a you living her best life, walking up to your fictional other every morning and cuddling to sleep at night.

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I know people say sylus has a black card because it's some sorta rich buzz word, but let's be real. he doesn't. that's a credit card that just about anyone can get so long as their credit score is high enough. imma real broke-ish bitch and got an offer for one.

my wife has no need for credit. he's handing over his debit and the pin is my birthday.

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love em all but starfish is where it's at 🫦

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are you ever going to continue fire hazard? been a fan for a few years and blazing suns is one of my absolute favs and actually motivated me to go to the gym ;3

i really want to, and my outline actually finishes the story and continues into an epilogue, but i just don't have the time to flesh out chapters right now. recently opened a studio and we're working on our first video game, so that has all the attention i can spare when health issues aren't getting in the way

this also means all future fics are on hold too

been debating for a long while about either posting my shit show of an outline or letting folks ask away and spitting unreleased lore that way...or maybe quick and dirty hc posts???

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i may like all the guys, and have had different favs at one point or another as the story unfolded, but i can confidently say i blossomed into a Xavier girly once all was said and done. but this? this right here? this is doing somethin to me!

in the immortal words of saweetie, "imma ride the dick all night!'

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I found you through blazing suns, I'm not the most eloquent person but fuck man all my hopes and whatever prayer type thing works are with you ♥️ Thank you for writing as much as you have. I hope things take turns for the better ♥️ You are a gem and I wish I could help more than this message. Thank you for existing

i sometimes feel like depression is an overreaction, and in turn i get even more depressed because i can't handle the situation like a "normal" person. acknowledgement like this tho... being seen, validates my feelings and i feel a little less like shit because of it.

thanks babe ❤️

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

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Rescued media. Fuck it.

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i want to try this so fucking bad but anti depressants said sit back down

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i need somebody to appreciate the dumb shit I draw. was sitting here raging because xavier myth is taking too damn long to come out. stfu i know it's only a few days, fight me

shittily drawn reaction memes give me life

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about to start doing blood sacrifices to keep my wallet alive. i CAN'T with this game. i like all the dudes caleb slightly less so but i'm a Xavier girlie first and foremost. send help.