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Hello there! Lovely of you to visit this little page of the internet. I´ve been rebloging shit since 2010, and can´t quit now.. I´m from the land of æøå and ´take on me`. 

[halles-comet]

it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

[polyolefinprince]

Twitter isn't appreciating my anecdotal wit, this is so funny to me

[ujomuttainnokas]

*scrolls past*

*catches the joke, goes up and reblogs*

[sexygaywizard]

I hate when spellcheck tries to capitalize the word “god” or “christ” like bro I’m literally trying to use the lord’s name in vain over here, please DONT put some respect on his name

[fleur-aesthetic]

instagram | thewildwoodmoth

[montereybayaquarium]

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

[noxfauna]

dip moon like cookie

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[katsdisturbed]

Stuff like this is why I am still on this site.

[natalieironside]

The Men In Black movies are the perfect examples of movies where there's like one actor taking it seriously. They're defined by Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith just acting their asses off for no apparent reason.

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[trailcams]

For my thesis research, I placed carpet pieces sprayed liberally with Calvin Klein Obsession for Men near my camera traps as it’s been documented to attract wild cats. It was an extra fun surprise to see who else enjoyed it

[notkatniss]

help

[voxvalentine]

Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.

[xadnem]

Jack Black also gets a pass.

[anxietyproblem]

[kit-harington]

[cinematv]

WE WILL ROCK YOU I PEPSI COMMERCIAL; (2004)

[themusesof75]

this was more than a commerical.

it was my AWAKENING

[loving-jack-kelly]

i'm on a daily poem email list and this was yesterdays poem and I cant stop thinking abt it. possibly my new fave so everyone has to read it.

[joshpeck]

not to derail this amazing poem but need to point out the meme potential of this reply

[cargopantsman]

not same, but complimentary energy to

[shabbytigers]

that last line though. that’s a poem all right

[wetslug]

i am aware of the effect i have on women (no effect)

[hydro-homies]

advice for my homies

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

god put me on this earth to annoy my sister

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world