[destroysoil]

two egyptian fruit bats enjoying a yellow bell pepper

[tanya-gavva]

It’s all about ivy that wraps around you

[puddox]

[aphrostiel]

star trek (tos) studies

[wetslug]

its only natural that the 10 hour night sleep follows the 8 hour accidental nap. scratching my bugbites like crazy btw #myopenwounds

[valeriel]

jeff in marketing gets a divorce, acrylic on paper 2025

[wetslug]

I’m so excited for you to have a weekend off so you can blog more 💛 #mymorningnewspaper #letgabibefreesoicanreadherposts

im glad you feel that way ALAS all my best laid plans went out the window today when i laid my ass in bed for a post-beer nap n woke up 8hrs later

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[wetslug]

I cant stop laughing im picturing you burping into a cadaver and sewing it up and the burp very slowly working it's way north, causing the deceased to rip an absolutely gnarly belch at their own funeral

burp echoing around a vaulted ceiling during a moment of silence etc etc

LMAO the burp transplant....whats mine is yours etc

[wetslug]

for first time in months my hospital is caught up on work so i can't come in to do more weekend work so i actually have to live with myself for two whole days (hard) but i have a plan.... i am going to walk north tomorrow and see where i end up

[wetslug]

i took part in an autism eye-tracking MRI study and i think i fucked up the data cuz they wouldnt let me wear my glasses during the test (lest they get sucked into the machine understandably) so i had to close one eye during the entire test. that tracks eye movement

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[dogpuppy]

[wetslug]

these are two of my fave photos of my mum + me. bigs my eyeballs at u

[wetslug]

i wanna go back to the strip club and just do a kubrick stare again

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

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