Fresh-ya-boski

Being in the dark is actually so scary because what if Fresh is there too and he jumps me and I have no idea

hehiehheiehiehe @fresh-ya-broski

Nah, brah, I ain't jumpin' no body in da dark! I know I can be all up and intimidatin' but I ain't neva gonna hurt a homie! ... Unless ya gimme a reason to.

Get. Out of my void.

Awwwh, c'mon, glitchy! I'm just all up 'n messin' wot ya! No need for da cold shoulder, yo!

Out.

Aahhhh! Come in! Ya don't really mean dat, do ya, brah?..

Okay you know what. I'm in a good mood today, so pick any number☺️

Really, broski?! Uh, ok, ok, 6.

I have planted 6 bombs in the Omega Timeline. ☺️

Good luck finding them. ☺️

#fresh ya broski #fresh sans

>B:O

BRAH!!!!!

Dat ain't very cool, dawg.

Better go tell Inky 'bout dat one...

*Actually leaves*

Being in the dark is actually so scary because what if Fresh is there too and he jumps me and I have no idea

hehiehheiehiehe @fresh-ya-broski

Nah, brah, I ain't jumpin' no body in da dark! I know I can be all up and intimidatin' but I ain't neva gonna hurt a homie! ... Unless ya gimme a reason to.

Get. Out of my void.

Awwwh, c'mon, glitchy! I'm just all up 'n messin' wot ya! No need for da cold shoulder, yo!

Out.

Aahhhh! Come in! Ya don't really mean dat, do ya, brah?..

Okay you know what. I'm in a good mood today, so pick any number☺️

#fresh ya broski #fresh sans

Really, broski?! Uh, ok, ok, 6.

Being in the dark is actually so scary because what if Fresh is there too and he jumps me and I have no idea

hehiehheiehiehe @fresh-ya-broski

Nah, brah, I ain't jumpin' no body in da dark! I know I can be all up and intimidatin' but I ain't neva gonna hurt a homie! ... Unless ya gimme a reason to.

Get. Out of my void.

Awwwh, c'mon, glitchy! I'm just all up 'n messin' wot ya! No need for da cold shoulder, yo!

Out.

Aahhhh! Come in! Ya don't really mean dat, do ya, brah?..

Being in the dark is actually so scary because what if Fresh is there too and he jumps me and I have no idea

hehiehheiehiehe @fresh-ya-broski

Nah, brah, I ain't jumpin' no body in da dark! I know I can be all up and intimidatin' but I ain't neva gonna hurt a homie! ... Unless ya gimme a reason to.

Get. Out of my void.

#B)#fresh sans #fresh ya broski

Awwwh, c'mon, glitchy! I'm just all up 'n messin' wot ya! No need for da cold shoulder, yo!

Being in the dark is actually so scary because what if Fresh is there too and he jumps me and I have no idea

hehiehheiehiehe @fresh-ya-broski

#fresh ya broski #summoning Error's demons #don't mess wit me brah

Nah, brah, I ain't jumpin' no body in da dark! I know I can be all up and intimidatin' but I ain't neva gonna hurt a homie! ... Unless ya gimme a reason to.

Bruh, wut?

Guess so, ma guy. What's wit the tots sus question? O_o?

kawaiifreshypara

#O_o #fresh sans #fresh ya broski

Bruh, huh??

How ya learning that, my broseph? Tots crazy stuff.

((ooc: reason why im saying sorry is bc i have artworks saved up along with my rp stuff and my memory goes gloop after a few seconds much like inks lol

(Ooc: No problem, bro, I gotchu :])

#fresh sans #ooc post

Bruh, wut?

Guess so, ma guy. What's wit the tots sus question? O_o?

You like Lemon Demon? I feel like that kinda funky odd but catchy music fits you really well. Especially Cabinet Man. Cabinet Man fits you eerily well.

(Will be sending MANY asks to you :>)

Lemon demons?? Cabinet men?? Sounds rad suspicious, dawg. But if ya insist! I'm all up to learnin' more about ma broski's >B)

#fresh sans #fresh ya broski #i seriously cannot thank you enough for this ask oml #i haven't interacted with this account in so long #I seriously needed this man #i was just looking back at the blog today when you suddenly blew up my notifs

HhiiiIIII!! :DDD Freshsh!!! ( ˶◕ヮ◕˵ )ﾉﾞ

Eeheehee hiii you're my absolute favorite character I like you so much, cause you're just so cool and fun and funny and chaotic and colorful and silly, but also terrifying when you want to be, and I like that, I like that very much, I like the feeling of being freaked out by you, like you being a creepy parasite is an important part of why I like you so much, and I really love how you're both of these cause separately those traits are great but combined they make a perfect mix that I just latched onto for some reason, and there's just so many different compelling ways to portray your character, it's fascinating the way your mind and behaviors work, you're basically my secondary special interest at this point, I’m such a big fan of you I literally have a folder dedicated to you with all my favorite art of you and stuff that I collected over the years, collections of fanfics and videos too, I regularly scroll through your tag on Tumblr, I’m basically infecting my moots dashboard with you hehe, you even influence my style of clothing and accessories, like one of my styles is just whatever reminds me of you, ahfdGhshsNbdbdufgcKhfhkH sorry, sorry, I could ramble about you all day...

-Anyway, some questions! :D What kinda Fresh are you? Are you nice and friendly with your hosts? Like be gentle, treat them well, make sure they're alright after you're done with them, all that stuff? I could give you advice on how to acquire hosts in a more peaceful way if you want! Cause if you are nice I may or may not have a massive mesh on you [crush equivalent to alterous attraction], like be so down bad I would literally offer up my own soul for you to feed on just as long as you're friendly and nice and gentle about it and don't take too much, I AM SO DOWN BAD BRAH-

Woah, woah, home skillet! Dis all quite the flattering stuff you're up and tellin' me, broski! Brah, I'm honored to be a special interest among ma pallyo's! As for ya questions:

Sorry ta disappoint, my guy, but I don't get all up and about my... habits. I see ya've been stalkin' and lurkin' ma account for da past few hours, so I'm sure a real broseph like you knows more den enough about me and my pals! Would say I'm pretty chill when da moment calls for it, though.

Thanks so much for the questions though, my homeslice!! Ya Boi has been real busy with my pals and hasn't had the time to come chat with my wit my homies on here!!

"Colors.............."

@626-humanity

B:O

#fresh ya broski #fresh sans #utmv #undertale aus #undertaleau #utmv fanart

alikuarso

Fresh having an existential crisis after the loveball event is so interesting to me, I had to draw how I imagined it, and meanwhile took the opportunity to draw more fresh's😔 thanks @honey-bell-aint-well for telling me about it jsbekf

xpau-official

Yo yo yo! Who’s ready to PARTAY!?

Rad ‘ol X-mas is right around that 2 month corner brah! It’s time to HYPE THAT DAWG UP!!!

We wanna welcome all them new folks and thank y’all OG’s for stickin’ with us since last year!! Party planner brah’s gonna work REAL hard to bring in that sweet, sweet content for y’all, ain’t that right, brah? I’ll do my best!

Be sure to stay radically tuned!

#fresh ya broski #xmaspartyau #xpau #announcement #fresh sans

crittercatt

thingy

#fresh ya broski #fresh sans #utmv #utmv fanart #undertale aus #undertaleau

>B[

unan-zin

True fresh is poisonous.

Let me explain!

So first, the persona fresh puts on.

Fresh often wears colourful/neon clothing, one that is very visible. We can all agree on that.

Fresh also puts on a very friendly personality.

Now, true fresh.

True fresh in itself is colorful. Bright purple, with a colorful red and yellow eye.

It also has a disadvantage with its vision, considering that the eye is on its tongue, which would make it harder for it to see.

So, what's my point.

Where else do we see colourful beings?

Frogs. Frogs, are known to be colourful.

Which frogs specifically? That's right, poisonous ones.

So, the reason poisonous frogs are colourful are because it's like a "warning". It's almost a way to indicate they're poisonous so predators will chase after them less.

Same would be with Fresh. His species didn't develop the need to camouflage, and it bled into his clothing.

How is fresh poisonous.

Fresh feeds off of souls.

He feeds off of the souls of his hosts. Now, all souls contain determination (it's just that for a human soul, it'd be a 40/100 of a soul is determination on average, while for monsters it's around 10/100.)

Now, what happens when people get injected with too much determination for their bodies. That's right. They melt.

Fresh's diet of souls would both make him have an evolutionary tolerance of high levels of determination in his body, and make his body poisonous to ingest because of the determination.

Kinda like how the diet of a species of frogs (a kind of beetle) makes them poisonous, Fresh's diet of souls make him poisonous too.

#fresh ya broski #undertale #undertale au #sans au #sans #utmv #fresh sans #true fresh #parasite fresh #poisonous #yes I'm using real logic and real life examples for Funking utmv.

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[Ooc - this is actually really smart tho]

noproveninterests

okay so fresh is tall (according to cq: "pretty dang tall" and "kinda towers over people") and sans is. short. as are most sans aus. do you guys think fresh specifically looks for taller sanses to take over.

fresh belongs to @/loverofpiggies

original picture under the cut. also a non-text version of the art.