A Kinky Cat Lady

27 | Female | In Love with a Navy Boy Kinky. Nerdy. Role Player. Wanna be artist. Lover of Dragon Age and Mass Effect. Currently Playing: Overwatch. The Long Dark. Saints Row IV. Borderlands. Fallout 4. Pretty open book, if you ever wanna chat. My blog is a pretty good reflection of some of my interests and my sense of humor.

[roman-lxix]

Anybody else get this??

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[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

[justsomeantifas]

so jeff bezos is raising the amazon starting pay sure but hes taking away monthly bonuses, and stock awards

so you know what he was thinking he was sitting there like “get this get this im going to make more money while i look like a hero to the working class”

[mac-se30-deactivated20190910]

Also that $15/hr shit is a bullshit lie to begin with. I work at Amazon. Only the middle management at our facility makes $15/hr or above. Seasonals here make $12.15 and permanents make $13.15, and that’s AFTER the 40¢ pay raise we just got.

$15/hr my-fucking-ass, Amazon.

[iwritesometimes]

in case you needed more reason to stop licking Bernie Sanders’ asshole.

[mac-se30-deactivated20190910]

dunno what the fuck you’re on about but okay

Back on-topic this is news to me but apparently these wage changes are going through on November 1st (which again is weird because our facility manager just made a big deal about giving everyone a 40¢ raise). However, pretty much all of our bonuses are going away like OP said, so in the end we’ll probably be making less money overall while Amazon gets the good PR.

[mac-se30-deactivated20190910]

Oh I see, Bernie was pushing for the wage hike.

How about we blame Amazon for being like “okay we’ll give them a wage hike BUT we’ll take away everything else” instead of blaming Bernie for saying “hey you should pay your workers more”? Because the latter is absolutely reasonable and the former is not Bernie’s fault, it’s Amazons’ fault for being a greedy soulless corporation. Don’t blame the people who are at least TRYING to do good when every fucking thing is like making a deal with the devil in American politics.

[lizclimo]

spooky diced carrots. 

[drafthearse]

lol robots don’t need titties!!

[drafthearse]

this is the only possible valid response

[theonion]

Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide 

[iamianbrooks]

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

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[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[zenthisoror]

I’d just like to add that there is a ‘Santama’, whose name was ‘SUNtamatama’ (the capitalisation is not my own, it’s in the actual name). They were sent to Okayama prefecture for station-master training. The Okayama PR rep Mister/Ms Y, who was looking after SUNtamatama then refused to let go of the cat, saying something along the lines of, “This child is ours and I will not let them go, they will stay in Okayama”, and so SUNtamatama remained in Okayama.

This is SUNtamama below:

Source: https://mainichi.jp/graphs/20161017/hrc/00m/040/003000g/1

ほんまニャンでって言いたくなるわ。

[teal-deer]

@literaryreference mystery of santama solved; kidnapped by okayama PR bc too kawaii

[whitepeopletwitter]

Nice pair of hooters ya got there. *owls preening*

[letmebegaytodd]

Back at it again with the retro wave generator

I am on a lot of cold medication right now

[ambe-r]

Me: Hmm this one person isn’t giving me much attention

Me: *distances myself from them* This should help!

Narrator: It didn’t.

[ultrafacts]

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[northwest-cryptid]

I’m buying a castle.

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

[greatfulldedd]

[brunhiddensmusings]

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

[gullethead]

[warriorsgraphics]

[1] [2] John Blair

[strexbang-deactivated20220911]

Same energy

[durbikins]

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

[seelcudoom]

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

[webbut]

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

[feedmecomicart]

ate the fucking knife

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[karpad]

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

[synthicyde]

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

[mischiefmanaged7]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

Iconic