Rules for Strip Mario Kart
If you come last out of the group of people you are playing with, you must remove one piece of clothing. (So if there are 4 people playing, and you come fourth or lower you must remove clothing)
If you come eighth you must remove two pieces of clothing
If you release a blue shell or hit by one, you must remove an item of clothing without pausing the game.
You cannot cover yourself with your hands/controller
Distractions are welcome if you are fully naked. I mean you can’t get anymore naked. Try and distract the other racers.
Strip teases are allowed, but at your own risk, the others players may start the game while you’re getting you’re clothes off.
Your item must be off before you press the accelerate button.
Additional bonus rules (This is for making the game more interesting)
If you are eighth the winner of the race gets to decide whether they want to make out with you or not. (You cannot object if you are eighth, unless you’re in a relationship or sick or something.
If you don’t come first in a race you must take a shot
The loser of rainbow road removes all their clothes.
i should never play this. i suck and i’m always in 8th. but the bonus rules sound fun:)
