Fresh Out Of Fucks

where fucks go to expire...

[babyanimalgifs]

Baby chameleon. Welcome to the world, little one. 

(Source)

[freshoutoffucks]

what I look like when I'm considering getting out of bed for the day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[freshoutoffucks]

got em!

[ruinedchildhood]

[brucebocchi]

[dont-be-tumb]

[freshoutoffucks]

it’s like that out here now??

[dont-be-tumb]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[ethicalmemes]

Hopefully she has pie #EthicalMemes

[freshoutoffucks]

who’s g’ma is this

[ethicalmemes]

We’re good, Margaret! #EthicalMemes

[ethicalmemes]

Was there the whole time #EthicalMemes

[ethicalmemes]

True ride or die #EthicalMemes

[freshoutoffucks]

heartwarmingly ridiculous

[whitepeopletwitter]

[freshoutoffucks]

well that burn was a lil crisper than I thought...

[ratchetmessreturns]

[monica-geller]

[freshoutoffucks]

kinky...

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[heyisfur-at-gmail-dot-com-deact]

Also, there’s a man on a horse at the drive-thru window.

[clitorsaurusex]

Is that a drive through window inside of a building ?????

[rawrastarainbows]

The levels of chaos in this one photo

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[juelzsantanabandana2]

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

[freshoutoffucks]

bars...