Shiny Shit

if i look back, i am lost
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Shiny Shit
Good evening ladies where u want to go
Is your dick hard?
no but life is
Daniel Santangelo
Summer
Artwork by nearbound via IG
saw a clip of a boxing match where a dude's toupee was coming off. i'd change my identity after that
you see what i mean??
The biggest L was that unit cost him $700...allegedly
$700 for that weak ass thin flap?!?!?!?!
The same lesson will show up time and time again until you learn what it is the lesson is trying to teach you, same lesson different scenario.
Got a scenario for y’all
So we’re ready to fuck, mood is right, I’m wet as hell, ur hard as fuck, I’m face down ass up waiting on you, wiggling my ass, rubbing my clit, horny 4 u, and when you get behind me I just let out the MOST GNARLY fart ever, just let loose! you still fucking or will my Uber be downstairs waiting ?? 🤔😭
Still fucking.
Uber downstairs waiting. You had all that time before to let it out but you had to wait until I was behind you... Now I’m at risk for pink eye.. fuck outta here
You'd let a fart stop you from getting some pussy?
Period!
Damn help a homie out fam! Maybe he need a rest!
Put that nigga in a stroller.
people will always judge you no matter what, might as well do whatever the fuck you want
I’m selling dick and bootyhole pics
I was fired from my call center job because a customer called me a stupid nigger so I wrote down their phone number & called them from a pay phone on the interstate promising to kill them & their stupid ass dogs! (the dogs were barking in the background the whole call as I tried to collect a debt) I got back to work and they called me in a meeting & let me go. I guess I should have done that after work or a few days later maybe. Oh well.
This nigga went on break and issued a death threat IMMEDIATELY
I’m weak right now.
“HELLO. IN ACCORDANCE WITH STATE LAW I’D LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS CALL IS NOT BEING RECORDED FOR QUALITY PURPOSES. THIS IS A RANDOM CRIMINAL AND DEFINITELY NOT THE DEBT COLLECTOR YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO 20 MINUTES AGO.
ANYWAYS, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR DOGS BITCH. BEFORE I HANG UP, PLEASE HOLD FOR A SURVEY ON THE QUALITY OF MY THREATS”
we got august this week