I AM A CAT ON YOUR LAPTOP FUCKING UP YOUR SETTINGS AND SHIT

writer and [SONIC THE WEREHOG SCREAM.mp3] fishfoodyum on ao3 ༊彡

[freshwaterwhirlpool]

i need to make the porn i want to see in the world

[officialgleamstar]

just for curiosity's sake, to any fic writers in the audience --

if you've done more than one, vote the lowest down option!

have you ever written the first/only fic on ao3 for something?

i have written the first/only fic for a canon tag within a fandom*

i have written the first/only fic for a ship

i have written the first/only fic for a character

i have written the first/only fic for a fandom

i have never written the first/only fic for anything

i do not write fics/see results

Voting ended onJul 17, 2024

*not as in "i invented a trope", but as in "i was the first one in the transformers ao3 collection to write a tagged 'only one bed' fic"

(ao3 specifically used only because its so easy to search for this information, but if you were the first one to write a fic for anything on other sites, i'd also love to hear about that!)

[crimeronan]

people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

[crimeronan]

my favorite thing about this post is that a handful of people have gone "oh wait! this is tangible proof that i don't need to be embarrassed about leaving a lot of comments!! i'll stop being so ashamed!" YES!! ao3 authors basically universally will die for people who comment spam. we love to see it and we do not find you weird or annoying At All.

think about it this way: we ourselves are weird enough to have spent several hours, days, or Months writing down this story. we are weird enough about the content to do that! why on Earth would we be mean and judgmental toward people who care enough to get excited about reading it?? we shared it Specifically For You To Get Excited About!

[atlinmerrick]

WE WILL WRITE FOR YOU WHEN YOU DO THIS, TOO.

[unprotectedmechs]

(flirting) you look like you bruise really easily haha. i can smell fear btw

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[bluejay757]

[visceralvermin]

[largishcat]

what’s your favorite genre of fic title

Short and Capitalized

a whole ass stanza all in lowercase, maybe with a comma

Word

Five Times Something (Plus Something Else)

The Whole Ass Stanza Again, Capitalized This Time, Giving it Fallout Boy Vibes

Other (tag it)

Voting ended onJan 12, 2024

[largishcat]

Some of You Have Pointed Out That Fall Out Boy is Three Words Not Two To Which I Say I Know, But There is a Character Limit and I Hit it Like Mack Truck Going 60 Straight into a Brick Wall - by Fall Out Boy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

[diovox]

[freshwaterwhirlpool]

pp