“In the face of extermination, say fuck you!”

- they/them - 18 -

[lilbatsunglasses]

I saw how awful those little massage thongs actually looked and I couldn’t get the image out of my head. Simultaneously the most naked and least sexy I’ve ever drawn them

[toddycats]

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

anyone else got problems

[beaky-peartree]

no you’re the only one

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

ok. sorry

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[backin09]

omg do you think they're gonna hard launch

[queerdnp]

sure whatever have my phone number who even cares anymore

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[casuallyodd]

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

[urandroidgirl]

You must fix your heart and you must build an alter where it swells. You have no choice. You must save yourself. You have to

[bleachblondephil]

guys they're obviously opening a chinese restaurant that becomes a gay club after closing time

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

thinking about her bob of warmth and tranquility…

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[calico-cows]

book-accurate Enjolras

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[for-phan-stuff]

They were talking about competitions on the livestream like the amazing race but I think it’d be fun to see them on the great British bake off. It’s close to home, Mary Berry judges it, the bakers are meant to be amateurs so it’s fine that they’re not good at it, and they’ve already done numerous baking and foods related content including for charity.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay