☽Falling in Abyss☾

"My name is Craig Tucker, and I'm pretty sure I don't entirely exist." |Muse default age is 18, mun is 19 | Indepentant rp | NSFW |

[homesick-body]

[bombing-deactivated20130413]

[abduction]

[prognosticatiousentity-deactiva]

Ｇａｌａｃｔｉｃ  Ｓｔｉｍｂｏａｒｄ

[billclintonsbeemilk]

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

[beyondbeerus]

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

[cuteiemonster]

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

[twodotsknowwhy]

Also, on a related note, unfollow me if you think being LGBT+ is about celebrating the weird/taboo…

[deinangel1]

By torne (where’s my lens cap?)

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

"So, Ken. Can I interest you in some premium head?"

“Is that even a question? I’m always down for some premium head”

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

“Mhm that sounds wonderful~” Kenny chimed with a squeeze to the boys hand. 

[frickincraig-blog]

“Glad, you think so. I’ll leave extra hickeys, just because you’re cute.” He says softly to the blonde. Not that he didn’t want other people to know, he didn’t think they’d care.

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

He giggled a little and smiled, “Awe, Tucker, you’re such a romantic~” Kenny said opening the door for the other. 

[frickincraig-blog]

He winks, “You know it, Princess.” He plants a small kiss on Kenny’s temple, “I’m the most romantic stoner ever.”

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

“You know it.” Kenny kissed the boys cheek and went into the restaurant. “Mhm, I kinda just want everything.” 

[frickincraig-blog]

He smiles, “Well, I can’t buy everything, but I can get you your top three. We don’t have the arm space for everything.”

[acornfaerie]

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

"If I suck you dick and buy you food will you stop ignoring me?"

Awww.  Aw!  AWWW!  

I’d love a blowjob and a meal.  You really want my attention?!

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

Kenny ruffled the back of his hair and nodded, “Now–yeah I’m still kind of stoned and food sounds uh-may-zing.”  He laughed at his own cheesy exaggeration.  

[frickincraig-blog]

He suppresses a smile, “I got Clyde high yesterday, and he was a riot. Too bad you weren’t there. It was his first time trying weed. I think he knows why we love it now.”

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

“Oh gosh.”  The blonde chuckled, “Did he completely annihilate your food supply?”

[frickincraig-blog]

He sighs, “Unfortunatley, yes.” A wicked grin twists over his lips, “Then he cried, because he didn’t have any Taco Bell left.”

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

Kenny giggled, the situation all too predictable, yet still highly entertaining.  “Hah, well, let’s get some ‘chinese food’ to honor him, huh?” 

[frickincraig-blog]

He smiles at the stoned boy, this amused him. Slipping his hand into Kenny’s. “Oh course, I’ll even walk you, so you don’t get lost”

[thoughts-memories]

[durnesque-esque]

SPAGHETTI N’ MEATBALLS CUPCAKE MINIS!

For April Fool’s Day tomorrow, I decided to create some deceptive cupcakes! I got the idea from other sites, but here’s what I did to make them.

Cake: 

1 box vanilla cake mix, 3 eggs, ½ cup oil, 1 cup water. Mix and bake at 350 for 14 mins. 

Frosting:

1 tub vanilla frosting, 1 stick soft butter, 2-3 cups confectionery sugar, 2 tsp vanilla. Mix and add a touch of yellow food coloring (you can also use the leftover yellow frosting from Hamburger Cupcakes if making both recipes). 

“Meatballs” - Chocolate Cake: 

1 box chocolate cake mix, 3 eggs, ½ cup oil, 1 cup water, 1 cup extra flour. Bake at 350 for 14 mins. When cool, slice top off. Put bottoms aside (you can use them to make Hamburger Cupcakes!). 

When cool, mix with 1 stick soft butter, 1/8-¼ cup water, and 1-2 cups confectionery sugar. Mix with hands and roll into little balls. 

“Sauce” - Strawberry Jam

1 small jar strawberry jam, 1-2 tsp water, some red food dye for extra color. Mix. 

Assembly:

Using a round tip, pipe the frosting onto the cupcakes. Hold at a height of ~1-2 inches away from them and squeezing the bag will do most of the work for you. Roll the chocolate balls in jam and place on top of each cupcake. Roll the extra balls in a mix of sugar and cocoa powder and you have truffles! 

Voila! You have Spaghetti Cupcakes! For more recipes, check my tag!

[southparkdigital]

Reblog if Butters is your boyfriend

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

"So, Ken. Can I interest you in some premium head?"

“Is that even a question? I’m always down for some premium head”

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

“Mhm that sounds wonderful~” Kenny chimed with a squeeze to the boys hand. 

[frickincraig-blog]

“Glad, you think so. I’ll leave extra hickeys, just because you’re cute.” He says softly to the blonde. Not that he didn’t want other people to know, he didn’t think they’d care.

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

He giggled a little and smiled, “Awe, Tucker, you’re such a romantic~” Kenny said opening the door for the other. 

[frickincraig-blog]

He winks, “You know it, Princess.” He plants a small kiss on Kenny’s temple, “I’m the most romantic stoner ever.”

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

"If I suck you dick and buy you food will you stop ignoring me?"

Awww.  Aw!  AWWW!  

I’d love a blowjob and a meal.  You really want my attention?!

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

Kenny ruffled the back of his hair and nodded, “Now–yeah I’m still kind of stoned and food sounds uh-may-zing.”  He laughed at his own cheesy exaggeration.  

[frickincraig-blog]

He suppresses a smile, “I got Clyde high yesterday, and he was a riot. Too bad you weren’t there. It was his first time trying weed. I think he knows why we love it now.”

[kenny420mccormick-deactivated20]

“Oh gosh.”  The blonde chuckled, “Did he completely annihilate your food supply?”

[frickincraig-blog]

He sighs, “Unfortunatley, yes.” A wicked grin twists over his lips, “Then he cried, because he didn’t have any Taco Bell left.”

[vtasty]

Yummy Food! Photo via Tumblr

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

"So, Ken. Can I interest you in some premium head?"

“Is that even a question? I’m always down for some premium head”

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

“Mhm that sounds wonderful~” Kenny chimed with a squeeze to the boys hand. 

[frickincraig-blog]

“Glad, you think so. I’ll leave extra hickeys, just because you’re cute.” He says softly to the blonde. Not that he didn’t want other people to know, he didn’t think they’d care.

[smollmikey]

Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

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