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… Right.

Now go tell Amelia to talk to Derek.

Any of your chart stealing needs, I am your gal. I mean unless i get yelled at then maybe not. Now tell me why I would do that, when I can oogle about him to you. Looks like you’re just as enticed as I am.

Okay, Intern. I’m going to have to be very clear about this. You need to carry yourself with some sort of dignity, and respect yourself to not talk about your attendings like this. Know your hierarchy.

#OMFG #c:ivy

Why am I having a hard time believing you? A girl can dream right? Because hot damn is he dreamy, she is one insanely lucky woman.

It’s weird, but admirable. Okay, so you’re going to have to start keeping your McDreamy dreams to yourself.

#lmfaO #c:ivy

Again, I am very sorry. I wasn’t gonna give it to someone who would try to hurt the patient, honestly I don’t think I would’ve let anyone get that chart. Brilliant surgeon, with great technique and a handsome smile with the blue eyes to match.

That - is a bit admirable. Uhhh - and - married.... To... Meredith Grey.

#lmfao like uh take them puppy eyes por afuera #c:ivy

If it makes you feel better, I wouldn’t even have known where to take that chart, I’ve only been here a week and I still don’t even know where the bathrooms are. I’ve read his studies, he’s pure genius. Especially with his studies for Alzheimer’s. I’m taking you know him personally?

That actually makes me feel worse. One week and you’re already feeling ballsy enough to steal charts without even knowing where to take them. I know. Yes, I’m studying under him, he’s a really impressively unbelievable guy.

#que wild #c:ivy #she needa get herself together smh

I must be stinky then.. Er-erm thanks Dr. Taylor, you won’t regret this. Is he really as mean people make him out to be? It’s like you mention his name and everyone freezes.

Uhh - desperation and over-eagerness are easy to be mistaken for. I hope not, Dr. Floros. Not mean, just brilliant and a perfectionist.

#i fucked my way up to the toppppp #c:ivy #when he's a resident who actually wants to teach his interns

Okay okay, to vouch for myself. I am not always a little shit, I was chosen to be an intern for a reason, and I want to be here as much as any one else. If anything even more. I won’t run off with another chart unless I really need to. Okay soak that in because those words are never coming out of my mouth again.

...You should never run off with a chart, it reeks of desperation... just a heads up. I won’t write you up this time because you’re my intern and that reflects badly on me. And don’t worry about Amelia, she’s not as hard as Derek.

#already taking care of her #lookingout #c:ivy

The-There’s no way, Bailey told me specifically to find Shepherd and she told me to look for this guy in Pre-Op 2….. You know this isn’t my fault. You look like you’re fresh out of college, definitely not a third year resident.

Oh, this is just perfect. But that doesn’t give you the right to run off with a chart, that is still completely innapropriate.

#c:ivy

You never know! Have you watched the news? There was that little kid that convinced people he was a legit doctor. I am Dr. Ivy Floros, first year intern at this hospital.

A first year? Now it makes much more sense. Wait... Ivy Floros...? You - you’re my intern, aren’t you?

#c:ivy

I don’t even know who you are, and you don’t know who I am. Amelia Shepherd is my superior. For all I know you could be some crazed patient, I had to make sure the chart and the patient were okay. I think you understand.

I could be a crazed patients? Do you - do you even realize how little sense that makes? I’m Dr. William Taylor, a third year resident at this hospital. Who are you?

#lmfaooo #c:ivy

What? For what? Doing my job?

For not listening to your superior; and for behaving like a child. I’ve never seen an intern physically run away.

#lmfao sleep #why is will actually a dad #c:ivy

12 AND A HALF, BUT WHO IS COUNTING!

We have idiots, idiots working here... I’m writing you up!

#idek if u can write up ppl but he's doing it #c:ivy

Survival of the fittest. See ya!

What the...? Are you 12?! Get back here!

#c:ivy #i

OK, well Jesus isn’t gonna help you when Amelia finds out you’re the reason I don’t have CT scans for this case. Just let me check something on the chart. I swear, they don’t hire interns, they hire huge man-boys that whine about shit.

Ouch, do you always have to verbally put other people down to lift yourself up? Or only when you know you’re behaving like an immature child because you’re afraid someone will steal your case? Just take the chart quickly then.

#c:ivy #slEEP

Okay well my Shepherd isn’t going to kill this patient, your Shepherd is. So hand over the chart before Amelia grills my ass. Plus if he’s the head of Neuro he’s probably got so many other cases that you can watch. Like the guy in trauma room one who is waiting to have is organs donated. I am almost positive you’d be more help there than here.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Head of Neuro. What part of that don’t you understand? That means you have no choice. He wants to do a consult on this case. Go tell Amelia that, I could care less what happens to you. Besides, she’ll be more pissed at Derek than anything. If he gives it the okay you can have your precious case back.

#c:ivy

I am also on Shepherd’s service and she told me to keep her patient away from you and boy Shepherd.Get lost, go find someone to practice your sutures on, because by the looks of Mrs. Orwell over there, you need it.

Okay, well, I’m pretty sure the Head of Neuro overpowers girl Shepherd, sorry to disapoint. I’m sure your Shepherd has plenty other patients with inoperable tumors you can look at.

#c:ivy #LMFAO IT'S BEEN TWO SECONDS

twcntysmthn

What exactly are you doing looking at my patient’s chart?

frickwill-blog1

Shepherd asked me to take a look at this since there’s a neuro aspect involved and I’m on his service so you can bring it down forty notches.

#c:ivy

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