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The Godfather

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Malfoy: Ich hab Unterleibschmerzen und Übelkeit, ich glaube ich kriege meine Regel!

Madame Pomfrey: Vergessen Sie es, Malfoy, das haben nur Mädchen!

Malfoy: Gleichberechtigung!!

Madame Pomfrey: Nein, das gibts auch nur für Mädchen!

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Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller - Outtakes

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#coldmirror #kaltspiegel #harry potter #hermine granger #harry potter und ein stein #wikipedia #harry potter und der geheime pornokeller #synchro

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BOA EY SPIEL MAL MINECRAFT!

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I feel sorry for everyone who can't understand german and don't know Coldmirror's Harry Potter Videos.

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german birthday traditions

14th Birthday: You’ll get a cool milk shower, making you officially a “Milchbubi” (male; ‘milk sop’) or “Milchmädchen” (female; ‘milkmaid’). Congrats

16th Birthday: In northern Germany, the birthday person gets flour poured on top of their head, usually on their way to school. We call that “breading”. Happy Birthday~

18th Birthday: Surprise, everyone’s cracking raw eggs over you’re head!!

25th Birthday: If you are a single man, then a Sockenkranz, a type of garland of socks will be strung outside the home and around your property leading to the party. As you follow the garland of socks, you’ll down an alcoholic drink every few meters! Why socks you ask? In German there is an expression "alte Socke" (old sock), which is a derrogatory way of saying “confirmed bachelor”. Similarly, if you are single woman turning 25, then you follow a garland of cartons (sized like cigarette cartons). These single women are nicknamed "alte Schachtel" (old box), similar in meaning to “old maid”. I know, we’re so nice :’)

30th birthday: Time to be an adult and perform chores!! If you’re female, your friends will want you to clean a few door knobs for them, with a toothbrush~ If you’re male, then you’ll most likely be sweeping the stairs of town hall or some other busy public place, and your friends will keep throwing stones or leaves on the steps to keep you working. To be freed from these tasks, you need to get a kiss from the opposite sex. Sometimes, your friends even will make you wear costumes to draw attention to you while performing the tasks. This way we basically draw attention to you saying “yo this hoe is able to keep house”.

40th Birthday: If you still haven’t found a datemate, you’re a “donkey” and have to ride on one through the village, sometimes even backwards. Yes, women too lol.

50th Birthday: In some regions of Germany for men ‘Der Abrahamstag’, the 50th birthday, is special and loosely based on words from John 8:57 in the Bible. The German interpretation is…When a man turns fifty, he sees Abraham, and “at that age he must have the same wisdom of life and dignity as Abraham”. B)

louphoenix

I’m German and over 30 and never ever heard of a single one of these things.

grumpyfaceurn

I have heard of being made to sweep the stairs of town hall when you turn 30 and haven’t gotten hitched. Still trying to decide if the others are fake or if the north is just really really weird

black-cat-aoife

I always thought the north was weird but that weird? (I also heard of the town-hall sweeping but only for guys who are still single, never that there was a female version)

rebecca2525

Can confirm flour, eggs, town hall sweeping and doorknobs (though the female version is rarer). Crown caps from beer bottles are another popular thing to let the guy sweep up, probably because they make a lot of noise and are fun to collect in advance. :D Also, the way I know it, you have to be kissed by a virgin, so it’s always useful to have a couple of small nieces or nephews at hand… ;)