steal everything your gay little hands can carry

i am karl, your lord and savior. 19, detroiter, shitty and gay

[scenicroutes]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[becdecorbin]

http://www.jerkcity.com/_jerkcity4428.html

yup

[scumstains-blog]

i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

[seereezy]

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

[overtheunderpass]

Have you ever seen the coolest person in the world before? Go look in your mirror and see. I taped a picture of me on it

[singing-couch]

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

[sayakist-archive-blog]

when u get into an argument

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

hey bro

bro

broski

brosicle

broseidon, god of the brocean

brotato chip

brotein shake

brosef stalin

barack brobama

teddy brosevelt

don quibrote

adrien brody

gallilebro gallilei

napoleon bronaparte

brobo cop

leonardo dicapribro

broseph mengele 

bro nye the science guy

selena bromez

broey deschanel 

bro dimaggio

wolfgang amadaeus brozart

brohemian rhapsody

osama bro laden

mighty bro young

brodo the hobbit bro

broprah winfrey 

broby dick

abroham lincoln

what’s up

[irlvoid]

reblog if ur gay and up to no good

[orlandobloomers]

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

please sign

[lovingfoss666-blog]

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

[fridaynightangel]

*tags ikari in every college post regardless of content* I only know one guy who goes to college

[fridaynightangel]

classmate: so whats your name?

me: ＢＩＧ　ＤＥＡＴＨ　ＭＡＮ

classmate: oh thats cool, whats your major?

me: ＩＮＴＥＮＳＥ　ＨＡＭＭＥＲ　ＲＡＧＥ

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

[luigl-remade-deactivated2017031]

tgif, thank god im fuckinggay

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

"what classes are you taking this semester"