bright eyed weaver of tall tales

cyrus drake’s apprentice, busy saving every world in the sky, very tired, annoy me at your own risk. (hi, oldestenemy here, WC era tagged #overachiever and present day tagged #timeweaver)

[friendlyconjurer]

Catboys

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[stormfreak]

I bought Malorn iron supplements

[friendlyconjurer]

Can you bring him some vitamin D too I think he's like, severely deficient or something.

[friendlyconjurer]

I know what you did

You wanna be more specific or are we just doing creepy and ominous today.

[stormfreak]

My best friend is my soup pot we do so much together like noodles

[friendlyconjurer]

can I introduce you to Frying Pan

[stormfreak]

Weapon :)

[friendlyconjurer]

…Stir fry.

[stormfreak]

My best friend is my soup pot we do so much together like noodles

[friendlyconjurer]

can I introduce you to Frying Pan

[friendlyconjurer]

What are some earth foods you miss?

cumberland farms blue raspberry slushie.

[friendlyconjurer]

opinions on pirates?

I’ve met a handful and they’re usually fine.

I am… a little bit barred from the skyways after some past experiences though.

[friendlyconjurer]

What’s your favorite place you’ve adventured to?

Guessing it’d be a cop out just to say the Spiral huh.

Polaris, probably. Even if I could do with less uhhh, general, fish, smell.

But that’s a problem for my other favorite too.

[friendlyconjurer]

Do you have any very strong opinions about things that aren’t that important?

I have been called pointlessly opinionated by several people who would prefer to remain anonymous.

[friendlyconjurer]

I love her.

She’s mine now.

Her name is Specks.

[friendlyconjurer]

Do you like frogs or are they just a means to an end?

...why...would the frogs....be a means to any end?

Yes I like frogs.

A lot, they're just little slimy things that like to sing.

[friendlyconjurer]

I am naming this thing.

Captain Sticks.

[ittybittytheurgist]

Mmmmmm yeah I'm a certified theurgist. Which isn't all that different from a regular theurgist, it just means that according to Wizard City there are certain procedures I'm allowed to perform.

You can call me Stella M.D!

[stormfreak]

Please don’t

[ittybittytheurgist]

You don't want life saving surgery???

[stormfreak]

NOT RECREATIONALLY?

[friendlyconjurer]

I do. It might not stick though. How are you with organs that regrow?

[stormfreak]

If I ever turned evil do you think I’d still be allowed to be purple

[friendlyconjurer]

Purple is a traditionally evil color. Like green. You’d be fine.

[stormfreak]

I’m sorry when has green ever been ominous

[friendlyconjurer]

You didn’t watch a lot of disney as a kid did you.

[stormfreak]

If I ever turned evil do you think I’d still be allowed to be purple

[friendlyconjurer]

Purple is a traditionally evil color. Like green. You’d be fine.

[stormfreak]

If you ever want to know why I’m like this please ask Ambrose

[friendlyconjurer]

Yeah...

Yeah...

[stormfreak]

He taught me everything I know like how to fake my death.

[friendlyconjurer]

What

[stormfreak]

If you ever want to know why I’m like this please ask Ambrose

[friendlyconjurer]

Yeah...

Yeah...