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@ittybittytheurgist
So I was harvesting milk from the milk tree, getting covered in it a little as usual. Then some poor fool comes up behind me and tells me I smell.
I couldn't help but laugh at his foolishness and tell him about that old necromantic proverb.
"Ye who smelt it, dealt it."
rabiit.
That sounds kind of like a frog with a weird accent. I wouldn't know anyone like that though...
So close! That is a bunny!
How do you do the “:3” thing?
Years of intense training for my mouth muscles. Lots of standing in front of the mirror figuring out the perfect lips to eyes ratio. It's a brutal effort that no one may help you with, lest they see you make a silly face.
":3" is not for the faint of heart.
Is it true that Theurgists are solar powered?
Only in very specific situations which can never actually come to pass because fate determined that a different one in seven chance happened...
Yubnn
I woke up in a cold sweat because I knew something had gone wrong. Something had come back to haunt me. Something I thought I was free from.
Mmmmmm yeah I'm a certified theurgist. Which isn't all that different from a regular theurgist, it just means that according to Wizard City there are certain procedures I'm allowed to perform.
You can call me Stella M.D!
Please don’t
You don't want life saving surgery???
NOT RECREATIONALLY?
I do. It might not stick though. How are you with organs that regrow?
The liver is one of my favourites!
Mmmmmm yeah I'm a certified theurgist. Which isn't all that different from a regular theurgist, it just means that according to Wizard City there are certain procedures I'm allowed to perform.
You can call me Stella M.D!
Please don’t
You don't want life saving surgery???
Mmmmmm yeah I'm a certified theurgist. Which isn't all that different from a regular theurgist, it just means that according to Wizard City there are certain procedures I'm allowed to perform.
You can call me Stella M.D!
Suzie wouldn't let me go outside with my tits out...
Wait has going tits out been an option this entire time???
yes and i didn't realize there would be any opposition to this
I have a new mission!!
Wait has going tits out been an option this entire time???
Here itty bitty itty… come here… pspspsps
I have no sense of danger and will wander directly into this thing that may cause my doom.
Sometimes I wish there was a second Stella that I could send to do all my Stella tasks while stay home and take a nap.
Later, she'd come home and toss me out of bed so I can do her tasks while she takes a nap.
Then we'd get locked in a perpetual cycle of coming home and napping and doing each other's tasks.
Eventually people might start to question how I'm able to do so much stuff all the time... or maybe they'd even wonder how I'm able to nap for several days in a row!
Uh. You know, maybe this would be too complicated and might lead people to believe there's a Stella shaped mimic... Or maybe that's something people already believe...
If you ever see two Stellas in the same place. RUN.
Do you ever feel like you're two people who are the same person and you're living two different lives but they're the same lives?
Yeah, me neither that'd be weird.
There are LIZARDS.
You can't just call me that because I'm small and sometimes I blink out of sync.
Ohhhh you wanna lay on a warm rock so bad.
I would never do something so undignified! No matter how warm and smooth and inviting the rock is!
That perfect grey sheen reflecting the sunlight so beautifully...
It's not tantalising! It could never be!
There are LIZARDS.
You can't just call me that because I'm small and sometimes I blink out of sync.
