look at Rune go.. doing all kinds of stuff

23 genderfluid nonbinary queen just tryin to vibe in this bitch of a world |minors DNI|

[friendlyneighborhooddemon]

Come on girlmutuals, we don't wanna be late for your appointment!

[fishgummy]

>buy impossible burger >look inside >it's possible

[donutdrawsthings]

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

[donutdrawsthings]

[jaimebeazley-blog]

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

[fagdykefrank]

Its Sept 24

[jaimebeazley-blog]

Thank

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

NO I MISSED IT BY ONE DAY :(

[friendlyneighborhooddemon]

I have the same birthday as no-internet dino :O

[catasters]

[friendlyneighborhooddemon]

*does this to u*

[evilscientist3]

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

[evilscientist3]

well you see,

the sniler

[inkmo]

drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron

[girlnephew]

[friendlyneighborhooddemon]

[frascospecimen]

Trying to do research for writing is so dumb I’m literally on the Wikipedia page for rabbit

[frascospecimen]

[friendlyneighborhooddemon]

Big, if true

[skluug]

caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”

[disaster-sword-lesbian]

What's your favorite part of being a puppy girl, and is it allowing yourself to let someone take care of you without guilt because unless you're a helpless creature then you feel like you have to do everything yourself and can't ask for help?

[snoruntpyro]

(nintendo direct guy voice) In the mysterious land of Scrangledorp, you’ll need to master dozens of different skills to survive. Craft new gear… explore deep caverns… farm crops… and bond with over twenty memorable characters in this new action RPG. You can also play with friends… in a local couch co-op mode! Oldyr Gramble II: New Lands launches on Nintendo Switch this winter. A demo will be available on the Nintendo eShop… later today!

[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[moki-dokie]

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

[fulda-gap-express]

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[haljathefangirlcat]

#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else#would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner

[ratfuck]

baldur's basics

[friendlyneighborhooddemon]

Binging with Baldur