High-Yield Equities

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[angelicbreadroll]

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

[just-shower-thoughts]

When girls say “Listen, bitch” to another girl they’re likely friends, when they say “Listen, sweetie” they are definitely not friends.

[cryptiboy]

when you hear the words “say it aint so” do you first think of “all the small things” by blink-182 or “say it ain’t so” by weezer

[taycheese-deactivated20171215]

Lol #tacos #jesus

[stupidd-teen]

Milk and honey Cool lil edit I did :)

[insearchofpaganhollywood]

Magazine clippings for Cleopatra (1917), starring Theda Bara.

[so-darlingcloseyoureyes]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW WATCHING STAR TREK TOS AND KIRK IS FIGHTINH GORN AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

[harknesswife]

[tactical-facepalm]

True story. LoL

[youre--mental]

[barfsaget]

[tactical-facepalm]

Found these in the Maintenance Dept while working on their PCs

[youre--mental]

[friendswithbacon]

I hear Central Park is supposed to be LIT tho

[youre--mental]

[friendswithbacon]

My morning. It's not what it looks like.

[friendswithbacon]

just look at this #beautiful bouquet of #chicken #food #friedchicken #hoodcuisine #TeamFatKid #chickenofinstagram #girlswhochicken #doyouevenchicken (at Maria's Famous Pizza Chicken & Ribs Inc)