Marik's Evil Council of Doom

Hahaha! Mr Tweetums and I are going to rule the world with my army of Steves! Isn't that right, Mr. Tweetums? [chirp] Mr. Tweetums said yes.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"Alright, I need my beauty sleep. Smell you people later."

[crudelisx-archived]

I was going to sneak up on you and startsinging loudly but then I remembered just being around is enough to make you miserable. In other words- hello again, hello~

Let’s try something — Dark put on a sickeningly sweet smile.

"Oh why HELLO to you as well, Marik!" The woman greeted back, playfully ruffling the others hair.

Though deep down inside, she was sickened by her own actions.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"What the EFF do you mean it proves nothing?! It just fired a giant EFFing laser beam at the ground to prove my point and you’re saying it proves nothing!!?!!” Ready to start pulling hair out, Marik paused and thought. “What more do you want? It’s a EFFing dragon!”

[crudelisx-archived]

"Exactly. It’s a big dragon. And it fired a laser at the ground — Doesn’t prove that it’s a god or anything. Just proves that it’s a big dragon that can fire lasers at the ground."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"I made him miss. On purpose. He made that crater. If you were standing where that crater is, you'd be ashes. Dead. That doesn't intimidate you? At all?"

[thepharaohinleather]

"What brings you out and about on such a day as this, Marik? Enjoying the weather or perhaps you have some business to attend to?"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"Mm, shopping. Trying to figure out what the hell Florence wants." No…this Pharaoh was too trusting. It’d be no fun. "Christmas is always here a month earlier. Because of the sales, figured I’d jump in on them early before post-turkey day madness sets in." Black friday. Yuck. Too crowded. 

[thepharaohinleather]

"Ah, Florence~ A friend of yours? Or perhaps more? Forgive me if I pry too much, curiosity will surely be the death of me." He chuckled, enjoying this fresh face. "Ah, smart. Indeed that day is incredibly hectic. I worry for those who dare to go out on such a day. I’ve heard people have been killed."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"What? He's my business partner. We're like...er...Sherlock and Watson! Except he keeps all the british-ness." Yeah. That was it. "Though he's a hassle to shop for because never explicitly states what he likes. Besides, everything'll be gone by then. So I'm going before the season sets in. What about you, hm?"

[crudelisx-archived]

I was going to sneak up on you and startsinging loudly but then I remembered just being around is enough to make you miserable. In other words- hello again, hello~

Let’s try something — Dark put on a sickeningly sweet smile.

"Oh why HELLO to you as well, Marik!" The woman greeted back, playfully ruffling the others hair.

Though deep down inside, she was sickened by her own actions.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"It’s- oh, let me just show you!" Marik snaps, and, defying conventional logic and how holograms even work, the big shiny-bird thing (I’m giving up now bye) fired a laser and intentionally misses, creating a large crater next to her. "Anything else?"

[crudelisx-archived]

Reflexes kicking in, Dark jumped to the side. Her gaze went to the hole. "That proves nothing."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"What the EFF do you mean it proves nothing?! It just fired a giant EFFing laser beam at the ground to prove my point and you're saying it proves nothing!!?!!" Ready to start pulling hair out, Marik paused and thought. "What more do you want? It's a EFFing dragon!"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

The purple nyeko just looks up at Marik with big kitty eyes. 

"…."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"I’m not joking. I will." stopstaringlikethatstopitstopitstopit-

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"…okai .3." The nyeko rolls off of the antagonist and continues rolling on the carpet until she bumped into the couch.

"…you do realize it’s not over", Yuugi says.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"Ohoho, really now?" Backing away slowly, lightsaber still drawn, he keeps an eye on the catgirl, before finally shutting off the weapon, hanging it in it's usual spot and running the hell away. "It is now!"

[thepharaohinleather]

"What brings you out and about on such a day as this, Marik? Enjoying the weather or perhaps you have some business to attend to?"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"Mm, shopping. Trying to figure out what the hell Florence wants." No...this Pharaoh was too trusting. It'd be no fun. "Christmas is always here a month earlier. Because of the sales, figured I'd jump in on them early before post-turkey day madness sets in." Black friday. Yuck. Too crowded. 

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

The purple nyeko just looks up at Marik with big kitty eyes. 

"...."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"I'm not joking. I will." stopstaringlikethatstopitstopitstopit-

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

I'm following a EFFing Nah-rue-toe (is that how you say it...?) blog?! Since when!?

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"Dude, dis nyatural~", she says with a kitty smile. 

"There you go", Yuugi said with a chuckle.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"I’m not sure what hurts more, that pun or your deathgrip on my leg."

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"… .3."

Again Yuugi attempts to move her, this time only having her flop on her side.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

He pokes her with the Millenium Rod. “She’s not letting go anytime soon, is she?”

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"That’s normally what happens."

"Mine .3."

"…and now you’re screwed", he adds.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

".....ahahahaha- NO." Finally! An excuse to use that lightsaber mode! Ah, yes. Ancient Egyptian Warfare. Bless. The red laser sword extended from the handle, and he held it up. "I hate to be the one to say it, but-" Marik smirks. "If you don't let go, I may have to cut off that luscious hair, missy. It'll hurt to see it go but if you know what's good for you I suggest you back off. Now."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

thepharaohinleather started following you

"It’s such a nice day, isn’t it?"

[thepharaohinleather]

"Indeed. Brisk, yet sunny. The end of fall and the beginning of winter shall soon be upon us. Good weather for walking, a bit more frigid for early morning jogs." Yami stared into space for a moment before turning to the other. "Marik, correct? I’m Yami. A pleasure to meet you."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"Mhm, yes, mine as well." This wasn't the Pharaoh he knew- the one he knew would be acting as if he just said an ancient swear so bad no one dare translate it. What? You think you can do better? Make my day, I say! Take my job! No wait, don't. I like paying my bills.

[crudelisx-archived]

I was going to sneak up on you and startsinging loudly but then I remembered just being around is enough to make you miserable. In other words- hello again, hello~

Let’s try something — Dark put on a sickeningly sweet smile.

"Oh why HELLO to you as well, Marik!" The woman greeted back, playfully ruffling the others hair.

Though deep down inside, she was sickened by her own actions.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

The Winged Dragon of Ra roared and did dragon things. What, you expect me to go into detail? Guy whips this thing out all the time. It’s getting old. “This, my friend, is a god. Or at least, a God Card…same thing.” Marik shrugs.

[crudelisx-archived]

"…Looks like a weird dragon thing to me. How is THAT a god? And what is a god CARD?!"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"It's- oh, let me just show you!" Marik snaps, and, defying conventional logic and how holograms even work, the big shiny-bird thing (I'm giving up now bye) fired a laser and intentionally misses, creating a large crater next to her. "Anything else?"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"Dude, dis nyatural~", she says with a kitty smile. 

"There you go", Yuugi said with a chuckle.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"I’m not sure what hurts more, that pun or your deathgrip on my leg."

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"… .3."

Again Yuugi attempts to move her, this time only having her flop on her side.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

He pokes her with the Millenium Rod. "She's not letting go anytime soon, is she?"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

thepharaohinleather started following you "It's such a nice day, isn't it?"

[crudelisx-archived]

I was going to sneak up on you and startsinging loudly but then I remembered just being around is enough to make you miserable. In other words- hello again, hello~

Let’s try something — Dark put on a sickeningly sweet smile.

"Oh why HELLO to you as well, Marik!" The woman greeted back, playfully ruffling the others hair.

Though deep down inside, she was sickened by her own actions.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

Can’t…must…summon! Whipping out his Duel Disk from hammerspace, Marik summons the Winged Dragon of Ra. No, I’m not calling it that name. Buzz off. “Behold! Super Mega Ultra Chicken!”

[crudelisx-archived]

And what the fUCK WAS THAT?! Dark’s eye-twitched. What— WHAT?! "Do… I even want to know?"

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

The Winged Dragon of Ra roared and did dragon things. What, you expect me to go into detail? Guy whips this thing out all the time. It's getting old. "This, my friend, is a god. Or at least, a God Card...same thing." Marik shrugs.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

[yuugim-deactivated20140503]

"Dude, dis nyatural~", she says with a kitty smile. 

"There you go", Yuugi said with a chuckle.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"I'm not sure what hurts more, that pun or your deathgrip on my leg."

[crudelisx-archived]

I was going to sneak up on you and startsinging loudly but then I remembered just being around is enough to make you miserable. In other words- hello again, hello~

Let’s try something — Dark put on a sickeningly sweet smile.

"Oh why HELLO to you as well, Marik!" The woman greeted back, playfully ruffling the others hair.

Though deep down inside, she was sickened by her own actions.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Flaunt. God Card. “And you’re still a demented elf.”

[crudelisx-archived]

"Idiot." She rolled her eyes.

"So uh —" Blinking, she was at a loss of what to say.

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

Can't...must...summon! Whipping out his Duel Disk from hammerspace, Marik summons the Winged Dragon of Ra. No, I'm not calling it that name. Buzz off. "Behold! Super Mega Ultra Chicken!"

[magicians-playground]

"You’ve literally gone and read my mind. Armour such as this is better worn dark. And speaking of dark, a red suit doesn’t exactly fit the ‘Dark Magician’ description. Call me picky. His master has a interesting sense of style as well, to put it lightly. His mask was rather unsightly too, if I may say so."

[friendswithevilbenefits-blog]

"Oh, gods. Don't get me started on that mask! Every time that duel get brought up I resent not ripping his mask off when I had the chance!And that top hat! And his bow tie! I just...no! No! His whole outfit just screams 'dear god, someone cut my legs off and kill me in a gruesome death!' Why did I ever hire him?!"