Emperor of the Universe

Recreational account. Do not send business inquiries or confidential information. Statements made here are not legally binding. Lord Frieza, Emperor of Universe 7; He/Him; All the horror stories you've heard are true, save for a few particularly distasteful ones involving jockstraps and holes. ((Independent Frieza Askblog // Suggestive Content Warning))

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[friezaglasiencold]

I do apologize for the inactivity. More pressing matters, etcetera.

[gojiberry-bbq]

Romance of F: chapter 2

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[friezaglasiencold]

What will you and Kuriza be for Halloween?

We'll be having a nice night in together with some mediocre horror films.

(He has a taste for monster flicks.)

[friezaglasiencold]

"not that he limits himself to mere observation" lord frieza are you implying whis has jorked his shit to you two in the voyeur chair

I'm implying he's participated.

Enthusiastically.

...I still don't know how he actually does anything for himself, granted that his body is an illusion made up of so much celestial backwash, but he certainly seems to enjoy our time together.

[friezaglasiencold]

Oh are we asking nsfw questions?

Mr. Frieza would you like to comment on the lack of hardhat helmets on your workers

You're only looking at my armed forces, you halfwit. Construction is an entirely different department.

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worst case scenario: what if your father was alive and came to see his grandchild? Would you let him?

Absolutely not. He'd have the boy alienated against me before I could get a word in edgewise.

They say competition is good for business, but I'd rather not raise a child who wanted me dead.

[friezaglasiencold]

Why did you cut yourself in half while fighting Goku? Are you stupid?

Have you ever watched your own disembodied lower abdomen float through empty space?

Ever seen your small intestine do a loop-de-loop?

No?

Well, would you care to?

[friezaglasiencold]

what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done that was so crazy you couldn’t tell anyone?

Run this damnable blog.

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Yamcha, How many inches is it?

He’s not here, you fool. Otherwise I’d be getting my jollies with him instead of humoring the curiosities of a bunch of jibbering apes.

A perfect, girthy seven.

[friezaglasiencold]

How does seduction go I can only imagine💀

Easily.

[friezaglasiencold]

Do you see Whis outside the window when your with Yamcha *wink* *wink*

You joke, but there have been sightings.

Not that he limits himself to mere observation.

[friezaglasiencold]

Has Kuriza ever been angry with you?

I mean, I can’t imagine he has, he seems like a very happy boy. But I was curious nonetheless.

Usually because I won’t let him stay up past his bedtime.

[friezaglasiencold]

one would think that because you're so short, you'd get a little embarrassed about it and compensate by only working with people shorter than you, but you almost exclusively hire men who make you look even smaller than you already are

My height does come with some advantages.

[friezaglasiencold]

A few curious questions about your Golden Form, please excuse me if these have been answered before. These answers are of utmost importance... for no particular reason that I am willing to disclose.

When you first achieved the form, did you get to choose that it was gold or was it was simply something your body drummed up? And I know you refined it with time so it's a little paler and less eye-burning- what does this process entail? How easy is it to shift the color? Does it require a lot of extra training?

~ No One in Particular

Hello, Frost. It is you, isn't it?

The gold was very much an intentional choice. I've mentioned this before, but Golden Frieza isn't a physical transformation; it's akin to donning a suit of armor. It's there to suffuse me with power, so why not make it look as glorious as I feasibly can?

The neat thing about harnessing one's own energy is that it bends to one's will. If I want it to be golden, it shall be so.

Now, were it instead a post-molt metamorphosis, it might be a little less precise. Fool's gold, perhaps...

[friezaglasiencold]

Seems like Frost just achieved a new silver form. Thoughts?

(OC: Im referring to the person who rp’s Frost)

Second place, as usual. Doesn't surprise me.

[friezaglasiencold]

ok be honest LOL what's your least favorite planet under your ownership and how weak are its defenses 👀 👀👀

Molassa. The inhabitants are painfully thick.