I titled it

[lollytea]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[heres-to-all-that-is-mine]

A lil infographic (?) ft. Emile <3

[heres-to-all-that-is-mine]

​alright chat I’m redoing this little thing. Is there any additional information you as the reader might potentially want do we think?

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[flagellant]

[assignedmale]

[bruciemilf]

The best thing since the release of Dispatch is everyone having a crush on Robert. And I’m NOT exaggerating.

Blonde Blazer? That woman is fighting every HR dating policy bare handed and she’s losing pathetically. Literally took Robert to the most romantic spot in the whole city.

Visi?? Called Robert hot exactly 5 minutes after meeting him. Brings him treats like a stray cat at the Italian restaurant. Incredibly abrasive when Robert doesn’t celebrate with her after the mission.

FLAMBAE??? That man is giving bitter ex situationship. That man hit Robert with the ‘So you’re going to act like you don’t remember me?’ ‘I’m just warming up!’ ‘Now you see how perfect I am.’ Combo.

LITERALLY PATS ROBERT’S HEAD. He calls him BOB BOB. That’s a divorce nickname.

PHENOMAMAN?? Literally asks Robert to dinner. With his GIRLFRIEND behind him.

Robert’s pull game needs to be in textbooks.

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[deadbranch]

Reblog if you're okay with receiving asks for backstory info on any/all of your fics.

If not all, specify which ones in the tags.

[subjectverb]

Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

[lonelyroommp3]

REALLLLL

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[loveridden1999]

exactly

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[ink-the-artist]

man

[ink-the-artist]

i like it too :)

[ink-the-artist]

[appleandsinnamon]

[ink-the-artist]

[staggeringwasteofgrace]

Cheese and crackers, of course it's Tumblr that works from here. Of course it is. This shambling beast of a website has been possessed by something eldritch and unspeakable since I was in grad school. Why wouldn't it violate the laws of time and space?

Hi Tumblr, I'm Dr. Grace. I live in space with a bossy, neurodivergent rock spider whose life I would put ahead of yours or my own without question. AMA, I guess.