i wanna be disturbed!

i just perturbed the pigeons, now the pigeons are perturbed !!

[subjectverb]

^ @/bronzewasp

➺ maris or dovekie or auggie or any bird name. they/it/any + he/hymn please ^_^7 !

➺ bird enjoyer tv show watcher wikipedia article reader (and subsequent forgetter)

➺ previously clay-pidgeon

➺ avatar by @/froflossy

➺ @jo-inconnu is my tv sideblog

ao3 ☀ toyhouse ☀ letterboxd ☀ mutuals can ask for discord + my dms are so open. Hi. Talk to me about things

[tlirsgender]

I respect gaylors far more than taylor swift herself Or normal swifties there's just a certain je ne sais quois in how confidently insane they are. Bold. Unflinching in their conviction of something that's objectively not fucking true. It's kind of inspiring. They go beyond the average rpfer they're not even shipping her with anyone afaik they're just in it for the love of the game. Maybe they do think she has/had a secret girlfriend ?? But it's not their focus at all. There's no femslash incentivizing this. If anything the possible existence of taylor swift's secret lesbian affair only matters insofar as it pertains to taylor swift being a secret lesbian

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[yesornopolls]

i just watched a video where i realised that somebody says that you "need to know a person to have a crush on them", know being some version of "we've had conversations together and have interacted irl"

do people need to know somebody else to have a crush on them?

yes/no

Do people need to know somebody else to have a crush on them?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[subjectverb]

happy pride month to

the phrase "lez out"

spotify genre names

most bird pokemon

unseasonable halloween decorations

shirts straight men wear on easter

the bi girl i am mildly in love with

[exocynraku]

yippee

[subjectverb]

Nonbinary heteropessism for your birthday!!

YAYAYAYAY MY TERRIBLE TERRIBLE THINGS !!!!

[subjectverb]

straight

yes

no

Remaining time: 20 hours 4 minutes

[joeyclaire]

i think the fact that there are people who cry misogyny whenever a woman is criticized doesn’t change the fact that misogyny is often part of it

[subjectverb]

are you usamerican and could you label all 50 states?

yes and yes

yes and no

no and yes

no and no

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

as in: if you were provided with a blank map of the united states of america, divided into its states, could you accurately label each one? you arent sure whether you count as usamerican uhh thats your discretion. if you arent sure whether you can label them, try, but assume no if you dont want to test. if you can do the vast majority of them but you get tripped up on like ,1 or 2 states, than pick yes. if you picked no and yes, ???

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[jlaudio]

i like constantly updating my writing influecnes on my jared fic as if anyone's gonna go there. Read my metafiction

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[subjectverb]

are you usamerican and could you label all 50 states?

yes and yes

yes and no

no and yes

no and no

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

as in: if you were provided with a blank map of the united states of america, divided into its states, could you accurately label each one? you arent sure whether you count as usamerican uhh thats your discretion. if you arent sure whether you can label them, try, but assume no if you dont want to test. if you can do the vast majority of them but you get tripped up on like ,1 or 2 states, than pick yes. if you picked no and yes, ???

[polari]

i would love to be straight for like a week not due to internalized homophobia but because honestly i fetishize their culture

[crtter]

You’ve heard of Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday, now get ready for

Brazil Bakery Maned Wolf Monday

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[barkingbarghest]

[ID: Screenshot of a Twitter post by user ActualNames1 that reads "Prosper Faggot. United States, Census, 1900." End ID.]