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max🐭22 she/her queer! TERFS, MAPS and transmeds dont fucking interact

[ewaneneollav]

[heliosapphic]

People take names and especially surnames so damn seriously and act like they're written in stone but the big secret here is they're all fake, it's all made up. David Tennant picked out his name at 16 because his real name was barred from the actor's union he joined on account of their No Doubles Allowed rule, and he wound up naming himself after Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys of all things, and now many years later his whole family carries on that same made-up name he committed to as a teenager. All names are made up and fake as hell, call yourself whatever feels right.

[bandersnatched]

so I made one of these tag yourself things. 

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

i’ve cracked the code….

[slappycat]

you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

[adamantseal]

mushroom roulette

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[physbol]

god

[atlas-and-the-time]

Hot Take: Jon is a messy scrawny little man but nevertheless effortlessy gorgeous change my mind

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Bonus:

[animatedtext]

[wily-art]

Literally could’ve picked anyone else to try to murder, and ya picked the ONE THAT’S NOT ALLOWED 

[wily-art]

[mangalover102-deactivated202206]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read in a fanfic

“I won’t hesitate, bitch”

[unfortunately-awake]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it

[weisbrot]

ah i missed doing those trad sketch 22 😊✨ lets go rakish courf! lets bring the sketches back!!

[jordan-of-dawn-and-storms]

Want to take my new uquiz: Which imaginary illness do you have? Guaranteed to reaveal at least one burried complex.

[jordan-of-dawn-and-storms]

Here u go.