I don't know shit about fuck

he/him, 30 ✨ bi/pan 💕 Obsessed with Homestuck, FNAF and Helluva Boss atm!!! Art account: @fritzwulf

[fritz-wulf]

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If I ramble in my tags on a reblog from you I'M VERY SORRY I ALWAYS FORGET THAT IT SHOWS UP IN PEOPLES NOTIFS

If I do that I try to reblog from the OG unless I'm responding to the person but forgive me I'm stupid and I forget 😔

(also my art is on @fritzwulf if you wanna see art instead of my unhinged rambling in the tags)

[greeniery]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[faeeevee]

[kittydealer]

u/Square-Appearance-16

[catchymemes]

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[skittypilled]

[g0blinwitch]

[achillesinhighheels]

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

working ❌❌❌❌

going through mutual’s blog ✅✅✅✅

[catchymemes]

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[angiethewitch]

hate being married to a forensic anthropologist because he'll be like yeah I think this is bone :) let me lick it to see :) hey honey lick this and test if it's bone :) like No I Don't Think I Will

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[catchymemes]

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