Frog

26♡︎ She/Her ♡ Cancer ♡︎ No Minors Please!! ♡ BrainRot ♡︎ currently blogging about whatever niche interest i’m into at the moment :)

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requested by theyttikapocalypse 

[goth-queen]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[discount-supervillain]

[swagcatholic]

[maetersart]

Nautilus Mechanicus

oc / Aida

[guerrillatech]

[lilygoat]

Elacris.deviantart.com

[stitchedspider]

bonus for pride month

[oncce-againn]

I wonder how many memories I’m in.

[goth-queen]

[mothba11]

Dream blunt rotation but I’m the blunt being passed around by my favorite fictional characters amen

[dailycatsblog]

[tall]

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[mon3trs]

some of you, i think

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.