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please babe its only the forest of unimaginable horror how bad could it be please it'll be the perfect date night I promise and you can see all the unimaginable horrors you want....we can go to the aquarium next time promise
Mindo, Ecuador
i have to get rid of half a pack of cigarettes by april 14 and "get rid of" cannot mean "smoking myself." but why would you throw away something so expensive
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> be me last year in september
> learn that they make products for bald men to make their heads shinier
> for some reason this is extremely funny to me and i become obsessed with this fact
> at this same time, a coworker at my new job needs to escape her abusive boyfriend
> we hatch a plan to get her stuff moved out in a couple hours while she pretends to "go to work" that morning to throw him off
> the day comes and me and one other coworker are the only ones able to actually make it
> we show up and his house is completely hoarded, like worse than half the shit on tlc hoarders.
> she failed to mention anything about this
> because of these things it takes us quite a bit longer than we planned for and the boyfriend shows up halfway through us moving her stuff
> he has the shiniest fucking head ive ever seen in my life
> they go into the master bedroom to "talk through things"
> im watching from the hallway tryna make sure nothing happens when i see it through the open door into the master bath
> a bottle of bald head oil just like ive been looking at online. it has a picture of a shiny bald head on it and everything
> hes yelling at her and shes crying and im standing there between shoulder-high cardboard boxes of random trash staring past them at the bald head oil. i cant take my eyes off it
> i want it more than ive ever wanted anything
> he eventually calms down and we finish moving her stuff but the whole time im looking for an opening to steal the bald head oil from the bathroom
> it never happens
>its been over half a year and i still think about it weekly
court autists instead of court eunuchs. could be good.
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any merch in the works? I’d love to own some official Mars Argo merch 🥺🥺 ly
Definitely. But you guys know I hate talking about stuff before I do it?
03.15.23
I don't know who needs to hear this but you've probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple days.
I don't know who needs to hear this but almost every bit of fresh produce you've got that might be about to go off can likely be safely frozen for use later if you want to keep it, and that the amount of waste generated by consumers is a tiny portion of food waste generally and you're not a bad or wasteful person if you forgot your veggies or you weren't feeling well enough to cook.
This post is almost a year old and my favorite thing about it is that it is still circulating and periodically someone will tag it #MY PARSNIPS or some other forgotten vegetable and I get a tiny little snapshot of harried people living their lives and making dinner.
forget it.