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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
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occasionally subtle
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@frogginboggin
Home Depot and Uber as messy lovers
Uber: Why do you always use DoorDash or Roadie instead of me? Home Depot: Well, they don't lose my packages. Uber: I don't lose packages!
Home Depot: You're right. Your little minions steal them!
Uber: So? At least my app and website actually work, unlike some...
Home Depot: *gasp* How dare you! By morning, they get back together to get some work done, ignoring the words said until their next spat.
I really like how FFXIV subverts stereotypes kinda accidentally. Like everybody has their own thing going on and the plot is based off of final fantasy elements but still. Also spoilers for Endwalker.
For example:
The Knight- Estinien. You expect him to fight dragons. And he does. However the dragons are justified in their wrath and Estinien is later corrupted by the dragon eye.
The Prince- Graha Tia. He is technically a prince and follows his stereotype of being the last of the royal bloodline/wanting to be a hero.
He ends up being the one locked up in the tower then later gets kidnapped.
The Wizard- Mysterious wise mage who is shrouded in mystery and prophecies? That's urianger? What does this trusted advisor do? Betrays you. (Technically) Twice!
The Damsel- Pretty pink priestess who gets kidnapped a lot ends up possessed by her goddess and freaking dies.
The Hero- (you) some rando that rides a pig and doesn't sleep
The warrior of light has to deal with a lot of rude shit. From dealing with tantrums, being insulted to their face repeatedly, passive aggressive insults and outright yelling. And yet they take it all with nothing more than a nod of the head.
People wonder what kind of training gave the wol such a heart of steel. Little do they know of the gruelling training they had to deal with.
Cut to-
WOL sitting at a minimum wage job at the service desk of a business
"Hi welcome to Havvy's Happy Hamsters, how can I help you?"
Scions: The warrior of light is late, we pray they have not encountered some danger or threat!
Meanwhile the WOL: Hmm should I go with the burgundy shirt or switch it up with some pink pumps?
c0mmission for dayofnight!
Omg that is so unbelievably beautiful with such a gorgeous art style!!!
@lumei-xiv Screw it, excuse for a full look+turnaround;
Equipment:
Weapon: Tropaios Rapier - Dyes: Metallic Red, Metallic Brass
Head: Red Dahlia Corsage
Body: Idealized Estoqueur's Bliaud - Dyes: Rolanberry Red, Dalamud Red
Hands: Welkin Half Sleeves - Dyes: Rolanberry Red
Legs: Courtly Lover's Brais of Striking - Dyes: Rolanberry Red, Dalamud Red
Feet: Lix Longboots - Dyes: Metallic Red, Rolanberry Red
Ears: Platinum Earrings of Aiming
Rings: Vortex Ring of Healing, Archeo Kingdom Ring of Slaying
This man looks like he'd slay every day!
Slay his enemies with style
Look you don't need to call us out like this 🤣
Febhyurary 2026 Day 4: Festival
Heavensturn, the celebration of a new year, the season of Eden's nameday...and this year she was thrilled to add another equine friend to her herd!
Omg that is so cool of a photo!
2/3/26
What does your wol(oc) need when they are sad?
It depends on the level of sadness. When things are... well... bearable, she goes to any place with a lot of vegetation. Most of the time she'll visit Lydha Lran because that's the best flower field she's ever seen.
If things are unbearable, she goes to certain knight's grave and it better be a damn catastrophe if you expect her to leave before she wants to.
Someone hands her a potato cause they heard she likes vegetation
That will either result in her having an entire plantation by the end of the month, or cooking a potato dish that would put most restaurants to shame. Both if possible.
I fucking love that XD
2/3/26
What does your wol(oc) need when they are sad?
It depends on the level of sadness. When things are... well... bearable, she goes to any place with a lot of vegetation. Most of the time she'll visit Lydha Lran because that's the best flower field she's ever seen.
If things are unbearable, she goes to certain knight's grave and it better be a damn catastrophe if you expect her to leave before she wants to.
Someone hands her a potato cause they heard she likes vegetation
Sometimes I just want more things that are the WoL passing by Sharlyans deep in theoretical discussions about the limits of magic and reality and just casually dropping the most insane bits of knowledge
Like, “Oh, time travel isn’t really the best option for like, anything. It takes so much aether as to be pretty unfeasible, it’s hard to control, and in my experience most of the time you make a stable loop with the present you started from, so it’s not really worth it.”
Or, “I mean, the void between worlds is just that- a void. There’s some kinda weird like, crystallized memories I guess? But yeah nothing much.”
“As far as I know, wave-kin can fly because of a really weird ancient in-joke, so trying to figure out the taxonomy there isn’t great.”
“Hey, I know some Nymian scholars, I could run that by them for a better translation- no, not scholars of Nymia, I mean literally Nymian scholars. Well, uh, they were cursed. Um. Have you heard of tonberries?”
“Yes, the black mage Shantoto really was like that. How do I-? I’ve talked to her? I am literally her student?? Yes I practice the forbidden art of black magic, I’ve also got permission from the Padjali to practice white magic and I learned red magic anyways- yes, I know that one is a nearly dead art, no I am not looking for students.”
Sharlyan Scholars: Is there life on other stars?
WOL: I can contact Hildibrand to see how he's doing with the pupus. I'm pretty sure they're aliens.
Sharlyan Scholars: EXCUSE ME?! THE WHAT?
wol warmup sketch (i havent finished heavensward shhhh)
Doppelganger found
Ever thought about what the Holy See of Ishgard thought of the 7th Umbral Calamity?
They were in a war with dragons for generations at that point and after moons of ominous lightning and an engorging red moon, out comes a primal in the shape of a dragon from the moon Dalamud.
Menphina's hound just produced a Twelves'-damned dragon! Do you think anyone worshiping Menphina alongside Halone would be persecuted out of association? Or perhaps pitied?
And this is during the calamity, what about right before it? How would Coerthan people react to Dalamud becoming larger while the skies darkened into an ominous mess of lightning strikes and clouds ensconced the moon, making it look akin to an eye gazing out upon the land below?
What would the knights stationed out in Western Coerthas think, seeing the moon creep closer each and every night they do their shifts?
Do you think the nobles of the Holy See scoffed at the moon approaching and ignored it in public whilst praying close to tears in private for succor from Halone?
Just think about Lord Charlemend positioning himself as a stalwart example of a Halonic man while in private begging the Fury not to take any more of his sons.
Lord Edmont doing the same out of duty all the while fearing for his family.
Aymeric stationed out in Coerthas feeling a sense of dread pool inside him as he tears away his gaze from the descending moon to focus on his work dealing with increasingly alarming monsters this close to Ishgard's gates.
Estinien too wrapped up in his crusade against the Dravanian horde to fully register what may happen soon.
Haurchefant and Francel together on another trip away from Fortemps manor chattering nervously to spill any anxieties they both might have about the moon.
And then the first debris from Dalamud hits. Both of them stilling before scrambling to the nearest shelter.
Meanwhile in the Holy See, there are both highborn and lowborn running in the streets to the nearest shelter. Saint Reymanaud's Cathedral is packed with people cowering or desperate to confess.
The Vault has people pounding on the imposing doors in desperation.
The reverberating roar of Bahamut simultaneously terrorizes and unties the peoples of the Holy See.
Then after a few more violent tremors, everyone's memory of the calamity from that point on bleeds into nothing until the next day.
And that is when all of Ishgard finds themselves in a winter that never abates. Rather, the snow keeps piling on in fulms.
The days leading up to the 7th Umbral Calamity were the last they'd ever see of their temperate alpine lands, covered in greenery and able to grow all sorts of crops.
All I can think is how lucky they are to neighbor Gridania with several trading routes established to replenish their food supplies in such a dire time.
This shit is what I live for. Omg I want more of this kind of writing! Doomsday calamity! Ty op
This may be an unpopular/old take
Minfilia was not a bad character because she was useless. She was a bad character because she was boring.
Minfilia on screen was handling the primals, recruiting people to the scions, communicating tasks to the rest of the team, and trying to figure out what was up with the echo.
They absolutely could have shown her doing more since the rest of her leadership was only told to us. But for what WAS shown, she was taking visible actions.
The problem is that shes dull as a brick. Now I know 1.0 gave her more depth but 80% of the players never played 1.0 and never will. Plus we could feel the personality of the other scions, and Louisoix Leveilleur, who is literally a dead guy we never meet.
We talk to Minfilia more than almost any other character in FFXIV, yet she is still the most uninteresting character in ARR. Granted other characters are underdeveloped among the Scions but I can at least name a flaw for them. I literally cannot name a single flaw or compelling character trait for Minfilia beyond the fact she is nice.
Thancred- Womanizer/too flirty, Yda- Easily distracted and doesn't take things seriously, Papalymo- too serious/stuck in the mud, Y'shtola- Reckless (especially when it comes to magic), Alphinaud- Arrogant and stubborn, Urianger-Bad communicator and overly reserved
All of these flaws and traits are introduced in ARR. But Minfilia has nothing. Any of these scions could be described as useless but because they have interesting flaws, even if it hasn't been developed yet, they end up standing out.
And before anyone tells me what happened in 1.0, you can make a character have new flaws or problems. Minfilia's mentor died. She has plenty of potential to be interesting but the story never does anything with it. And that is on the story's writing.
Honestly fans have done better writing with the tiny microscopic bits of characterization she had in ARR then what the actual game does with her. But yeah, that's probably why she isn't as well liked by the fandom.
New to FFXIV and I finished the quest "Stroking the Haft"..... It was an experience for certain. All I know is that the server cut out when he put on the reindeer costume....
Anybody got brain bleach?
When the class teachers/guilds find out about the WOL's other classes
It's always chef reincarnated into a fantasy world this, anime nerd reincarnated into a dating game that!
Where's my weed-smoking granny reincarnation story?
