“so let me get this right, you were shot in a duel—*wheeze*—defending a writer you didn’t even care about?”

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“so let me get this right, you were shot in a duel—*wheeze*—defending a writer you didn’t even care about?”
sao feng study! partially done as a gift for @fred-erick-frankenstein :)
#piratesofthecaribbean #speckett #yall missed such an iconic ship
the ninth doctor will always be my favourite
I'm thinking about him again — this disgraced naval officer 😔🖤
She Jack on Spar till I row
Canon scene:
My little addition:
I love the fact that ostensibly, everyone in pirates of the caribbean is straight (so many of the jokes even rely on it) but in reality we all know that there is not one straight person in that movie. Because in the first movie alone, we have:
Will: the first movie was his bisexual awakening and he spent the entire time torn between whether he wanted to bang Elizabeth or Jack. The real love triangle.
Elizabeth: if she had ever been onscreen with another woman for longer than 30 seconds I fully believe it would've ended in lesbian sex
Jack: literally the most bisexual man to ever walk/stumble the earth
Pintel & Ragetti: gay and married
Norrington: wanted to marry elizabeth to cover up the fact that the person he actually wanted to bang was jack
Barbossa: also wanted to bang Jack. didn't even do a good job of hiding it. might have actually succeeded? they give bitter divorced exes
Literally how this scene went 😭
"i love my bf" this "i love my gf" that. i love the people and the people love me???? so much that they restored the english monarchy??? im part scottish french italian a little bit dane but one hundred percent party animal??? champagne????
whenever i watch the ‘introduction to teaching’ community episode, the ‘nicolas cage, good or bad?’ question always gets me.
though, i don’t apply it to nicolas, i apply it to robert pattinson.
such a puzzling man.
I forget where, but the PotC writers once ranked the swordfighting skills and said that Will is the best, Norrington and Barbossa are next and pretty evenly matched, and Jack is the worst. And I saw a commentary (a million years ago) on that where the ranking was called into question because in the fight on the Isla Cruces, Norrington manages to knock Will down. And even though it's been a million years I'm still thinking about it.
Because the thing is that, sure, Will has excellent technique, excellent form, and follows the technically correct rules of engagement. (He is legitimately surprised when Jack Sparrow bests him by cheating, like he did not realize "cheating" was an option.) Will approaches a swordfight as a contest of skill.
Norrington looks at it like a fight, and he fights dirty. I mean, he grabs Will by the back of his coat, throws him to the ground, and kicks sand in his face (that last part might be mostly because he's being petty.) Then later he trips Jack when they're on that staircase. Also, you can't forget that during the Isla Cruces fight, Norrington is fueled by pure rage, so he has that going for him.
(Also, just because someone is "ranked" better than someone else, doesn't guarantee them an automatic win. I don't follow sports but I know what an "upset" is.)
So, would Will Turner win in a swordsmanship contest where they're being judged on form, technique, and aesthetics? Possibly. But could he beat Norrington in an actual fight? Not a chance.
Now, Norrington vs. Barbossa would be a good one.
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind~
Ben willbond: hello bbc i would like to do another historical comedy with my friends
bbc: ok ben willbond i will let you do another historical comedy with your friends on one condition
ben willbond (with a massive folder of his new doomed mlm ship that he HAS to play in or he WILL die): what
well, well, well, well