number one Moltar apologist

froggutzisoverparty.neocities.org i like cartoons and touys and video games

[threedollarsdotcom]

the true yuri warrior knows everything is a girl

[anglerfl3sh]

I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

[brightlotusmoon]

[getanewcomputer]

floigan bros negative emotional aura imageset

[getanewcomputer]

part 2

[aquariumcovers]

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine / Sunset Wrasse (Thalassoma grammaticum)

[dragonscalezzz]

uploaded this on bsky but it needs to be here too

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[scoutsunset]

yeah ee yeah heaaaaaaaaah yeaah eeeeeeeeeerh yeahee yeah yeaaaaaurghhh

[dohawee]

i wish i could lock all the “sassy” gay men that say bitch every three seconds in a 4x4 room and let a huge chicken and a sentient cup of milk chase them around

[drgruesome666]

they probably have an aqua teen episode about this

[whitepeopletwitter]

...

[whyenn-reader]

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[doyouknowthismii]

Do you know this Mii?

Yes

Vaguely

No

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

(submitted by @ndrogyny)

[jewishbarbies]

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

[pearwolf]

i want to do things because i like to do them

[pearwolf]

i want to have fun

[pearwolf]

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[doyouknowthismii]

Do you know these Miis?

Yes

Vaguely

No

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

(submitted by @ndrogyny)

(note from submitter: these three are so closely associated that it's almost impossible to only recognize one or two.)

[diatere]

thought experiment:

what would a theoretical 2020s version of "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" look like.

question:

who is the 2020s equivalent of chuck norris?

elaboration:

"ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" by is a 2005 song by lemon demon, referencing a large amount of 90s-00s pop culture figures and placing them in a "battle royale" scenario. at the bridge of the song, chuck norris is set up as a sort of "boss fight" that requires a coordinated effort to take down.

chuck norris was a martial artist and actor in movies, so perhaps the most obvious swap is like. dwayne johnson or something. however. I think arguably more notable is the fact that his use in the song is most likely due to his presence as a popular internet meme in the era of the song, where he is lionised for his macho persona. this presence was highly pushed by the online right, who stood to benefit from the connection drawn between his very public right wing views and the hypermasculinity positioned by this meme.

summary:

so it should be a right wing figure, turned into a popular internet meme, but one adjusted for the current era instead of the era of the song.

conclusion:

[diatere]

counterpoint: keanu reeves is the mr rogers swap