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she/her

[maidthings]

the people making "quick and easy" recipes display baseline levels of executive function typically only achievable via alarmingly high habitual doses of stimulants

[herpsandbirds]

African Clawed Frog aka Platanna (Xenopus laevis), family Pipidae, South Africa

photographs by NKFherping

[hungwy]

21 STRANGEST DINNER ANOMALIES

[punkitt-is-here]

(voice of man who has never sat down and seriously thought about his gender) "man lesbians are so cool I kinda wish I was a girl so I could be gay for women. Okay whoa that was a big thought, let's table that for now cause I gotta apply for jobs n shit"

I think wishing you were a girl so you could be gay for women means you might be a girl who's gay for women. You can just be that

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

From the fedi (@[email protected])

[taffywabbit]

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

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we snopping

[taffywabbit]

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

[guooey]

[xxskramz-muttxx]

Woke mob tries to silence another patriot

[lizardsfromspace]

Tried looking up what noises foxes make and the first video I found was very unhelpful

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

[bintro]

[mothwingsbardforhire]

Heart pounding, blade ready, you break through the door to face it. As long as you don't see under its mask, you think, you can keep your nerve...

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This one might be my favourite work. I had been playing a lot of Silksong around the time I made this, and the intensity of its soundtrack definitely inspired me. This was my attempt at writing a boss theme that felt every bit as frantic as games like Silksong and Bloodborne. The instrumentation of piano, strings, and orchestral percussion gives the theme a sense of elegance, while the aggressive, irregular rhythms make it feel urgent and frightening. The ostinato that plays through most of the song almost has a "djent" sound to it, which I decided to lean into with the addition of a rock drumkit. My players had a lot of fun with this one.

[froggywisdom]

awooooo

[mothwingsbardforhire]

Mothwings the bard is officially for hire!!!!

Greetings, adventurers! Do YOU have an adventure that needs immortalizing in the form of beautiful sonic scapes????

Of course you do. I just rolled a 19 for Persuasion. Character themes, boss music, area themes or ambient tunes to set a mood... All of which this bard can do!

I am most experienced in contemporary orchestral music or rock-adjacent styles, though I am always keen to experiment and learn! Let me know what kind of music you want and we can go from there :)

Prices!

*all listed in USD

Looping tracks: $70

A short-form track designed to loop under gameplay, tabletop chatter, or whatever you would like!

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Structured/Extended tracks: $100

A longer piece with an extended form, designed as a comprehensive theme for your characters or locations.

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Both: $140

If you would like a theme made in both a short looping format and a full piece, I would be happy to throw in a lil' discount. But only because we're friends.

These prices are not set in stone! I am more than happy to negotiate. Who ever heard of a bard who didn't haggle?

[heidelbro]

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

[thegrimpler]

for..........

[heidelbro]

…….teen to twenty-eight days

[zedogica]

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

[tiny-brass-bot]

Got a UI in place and some sound effects in! Be aware, the cows are a bit loud compared to everything else. Don't turn up the volume TOO loud.

Our pilot makes her debut, the intrepid Lt. Ayla Mao is ready to abduct any and all earthlings she finds neats and funnys.

[54625]

I might not be "achieving anything" or "successful" or "going anywhere in life" but I can make helmets out of cardboard boxes like an absolute motherfucker . better than anyone else you've seen

[54625]

this thing used to be a box

[hbmmaster]