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GUESS WHO'S BACK 19 | married | cishet | she/her minors please dni!!

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person who’s first impression of Slimecicle was his Jazzpunk vod watching a second playthrough of his: “wow, I wonder when carrot time is gonna start. he’s really making his viewers wait for it”

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husband is napping and I wanna occupy myself so I’m not tempted to wake him up 💯

inbox is open! :)

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HUSBAND BIRTHDAY HUSBAND BIRTHDAY HUSBAND BIRTHDAY

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lego batman we need you

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man this pb&j is so good and quenching, I might love it more than I love you hahahaKidding. I adore you more than the moon adores the earth. if you were the earth and I was the moon I would fantasize of one day colliding with you because I would sacrifice an entire civilization just to feel your touch. this beanut butter jelly is really good though also

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if I start texting you like this it means I’m very comfortable around you and I Love you

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husband forgot to come kiss me goodbye this morning so I ran out to his truck in pajama pants, a backwards shirt, and dainty blue flats. at like 6:15am

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TURBO LOVERS WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!! AND I DONT MEAN KING CANDY I MEAN THE MOVIE FROM LIKE 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I LOVE TURBO

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YEAHHHH

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kinda thought missing him that intensely would stop once I knew no matter what I get to see him and sleep next to him at the end of every day. nopeeee he just left to go have a guys night with his dad and brothers and I started crying as soon as I was out of sight

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chest hurts when I breathe too deeply. does anyone know what’s wrong with me

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NEVERMIND it seems like it’s only when I’m lying down?? hmmmmm idk

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also I did cave and google the symptom and sure enough the first thing that popped up was like “you’re gonna die!!!!!!!!!! 😰” girl I think I would know if I was having a heart attack 💔 also I’m 19 so that would be very unusual

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chest hurts when I breathe too deeply. does anyone know what’s wrong with me

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NEVERMIND it seems like it’s only when I’m lying down?? hmmmmm idk

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chest hurts when I breathe too deeply. does anyone know what’s wrong with me

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now it’s time to play “did one of my posts blow up overnight or was it my good friend @mikasaackerman728 ”

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WHOAH

I WAS ACTUALLY GETTING ATTENTION FROM VARIOUS PEOPLE…

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now it’s time to play “did one of my posts blow up overnight or was it my good friend @mikasaackerman728 ”

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COOLEST GUY EVER PDXUSHER CALLED ME FROGGY RAHHHHH 🫶🫶🫶

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TURBO LOVERS WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!! AND I DONT MEAN KING CANDY I MEAN THE MOVIE FROM LIKE 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!