The Fearful Frog

A frightened amphibian with no concept of such a thing as a side blog.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[frogsandboxes]

Regular at local coffee shop

Have a male name on my membership card

Very visibly feminine (look like a CIS woman)

Barista calls out names

Gets to mine

Calls out order instead

Say my name, you coward

[black-and-white-gifs]

[frogsandboxes]

Finally figured out a Name and now I need an Art to go with it. Ugh.

[riverwindphotography]

Willow catkin detail

(c) riverwindphotography, May 2025

[poghuiro]

I was feeling evil today

[medeaschorus]

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[segamascott]

​i'm from my house and what do you mean you sleep with the door open... girl the killer...

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[justchisa]

I have never seen a money butt before

[erflump]

All hail Butt Money

[mortalsfool]

*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

[evilwizard]

say no more

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[knifeofvenus]

inbeautmag

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.