CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

"If I miss, it means I'm just another dude with a bow. It means I've been fooling myself this whole time. And that's why I never miss."............................ .................................................. .................................................. clint barton is my spirit animal and phil coulson is all I want to be in life // overly entertained by six guys playing videos games in austin, texas

[dudewithabow]

I feel like college AUs have set me up for diappointment for when I actually go to college

[dreamsmp3-deactivated20160426]

yo sorry for crashing ur askbox but what if the reason liam's so annoyed by larry fangirls is that larry isn't real.... but ziam is. like just imagine all these girls imagining all these things about your two friends that you /know/ isn't true, but is actually happening to u and ur boy

ims creming i dont even kno what 2 say

[alyciadebnamcareys]

[saintdollyparton]

HE WAS IN INTO THE WOODS WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED

[kshanahan]

French cake decorating.  Feast your eyes

[radkillerdad]

“Good job, lil J” “Thanks Michael”  (x)

bonus:

[petite-madame]

“The Avengers and Their Favorite T-Shirts” Series. (Post 1/3)

If you are interested, these t-shirts really exist (except Sam’s, it was a bit modified): Tony - Steve - Bucky - Sam

Next batch - 2016: Thor, Natasha, Clint and Bruce. Then: Wanda, Pietro, Scott and Rhodey. I’ll add The Vision and The Wasp later. Also in 2016: a Supernatural version feat. team Sam-Dean-Cas ♥

[peruviandeepwave-deactivated201]

I been laughing at this all day

[cotton-octopus]

@tinx-methinks you

[tinx-methinks]

I watched this on mute three times before I figured out it wasn’t just a gif and I was so confused as to why you accused me of being an airborne lawnmower.

[dudewithabow]

I miss old sherlock. i haven’t watched it in at least 2 years, maybe more? I miss the feeling of seeing that one amazing scene that makes me go “oh shiiiit”, that moment when the music works so well with the filming, the good plot twists. When the fandom was more normal and the weirdest things we did was come up with ridiculous ways as to how sherlock survived. fuck i’m gonna rewatch sherlock right now

[dudewithabow]

Achievement Hunter Movie Trailer - Offense Defense (GTA V) 3 teams. 2 cars. 1 winner. This is war.

I made a fake movie trailer inspired by the offense defense let’s plays, bc they’re a gift to humanity. js, it’s really fucking hard to edit audio when there are 6 people screaming at the same time and you’re trying to isolate one voice. if only i had the individual voice tracks gdi.

watch in 720p!

[dudewithabow]

Achievement Hunter Movie Trailer - Offense Defense (GTA V) 3 teams. 2 cars. 1 winner. This is war.

I made a fake movie trailer inspired by the offense defense let’s plays, bc they’re a gift to humanity. js, it’s really fucking hard to edit audio when there are 6 people screaming at the same time and you’re trying to isolate one voice. if only i had the individual voice tracks gdi.

watch in 720p!

[captainsamerica]

Chris laughing at shirtless pictures of himself.

[petite-madame]

The Sounds of the City

Friend’s request, who wanted to see Clint Barton wearing his hearing aid. I did some research online, asked on Tumblr, checked out the latest issue of Hawkeye but I couldn’t find what his hearing aid looked like so I went for something visible. Sorry if it’s not 100% accurate.

Photoshop CS6 - Painter 12

[weiweipon-deactivated20180411]

when the thing happens

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[vaguelyethereal]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[iamsherlokid]

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

[lali71]

I reblogged these some time ago and my wish came truth. It was the deepest wish I had and I still can’t believe it came truth

[philsbelly]

oki

[thepixelatedhigh]

I hope that this wish come true <3

[simblycolorful-deactivated20190]

ok thingy see on my dash consistently for the past long time…this one is for scientific purposes…but hell if it works that’d be cool

[sorbesque]

Can I have a new and better paying job out of the country please?

[softheartedfarewell]

Hope and a dash of luck….

[sugarysorrow]

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

[manletkendallroy]

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Reblog to save a life

[dicaeopolis]

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

it means you should hate the english language

[best-of-memes]