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frog + old hag + anon currently on + icon art by frogartti

[frogstache]

Who am I? I'm Frog. I've been in fandom for a good 30 years. That means I'm fucking old. I'm also exhausted. I'm an RPer and an occasional fic writer. No I won't give you my RP blogs.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[yesornopolls]

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Do you know this Musical Song? #384

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Voting ended onJul 19

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[skodasforge]

CRABS FOR LINDSEY!!!! GET YOUR CRABS FOR SENATOR GRAHAM HERE!!!!!!

[strangerathecinema]

markiplier fandom found alive and thriving

[peppermintquartz]

No I don't wanna breed him, I wanna bread him. Now roll that guy in egg and then panko and deep fry him into tempura.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, I’m not autistic but sometimes people think I am because I’m blunt or something but really I’m just German

[what-even-is-thiss]

Something something about how other peoples cultural norms are often seen as some kind of disorder or something.

I mean my German-Russian/Scandinavian family is just straightforward and doesn’t show a lot of emotion because that’s what we do?

It’s like how in some cultures any eye contact at all is rude and those people have a difficult time adjusting to cultures where eye contact is expected.

Like armchair diagnosing people based on surface level behaviors is kind of rude also in my opinion.

I don’t care if I’m autistic or not. I mean I’m not, but it wouldn’t matter to me if I was. My point is that behavior outside of what you personally expect doesn’t necessarily mean anything about a person. And also maybe don’t armchair diagnose strangers on the internet.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Delighted to inform you that this quiz exists:

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

[what-even-is-thiss]

As I thought.

[frogstache]

Apparently I am both autistic AND German.

[important-cat-pics]

[frogstache]

Just got a call from my mom filling me in on some family drama and the only thing I can currently think about is the fact that my cousin apparently signed his family up for membership in the KKK.

There's a reason I don't bother with my family.

[geddyqueer]

what if you were in love with a guy and he was in love with you and none of your issues in your relationship were insurmountable but you only existed within a narrative that punished you for trying to break out of the narrow story format that your creator had bound you to? and you were both firefighters?

[frogstache]

What the actual fuck.

[robbuckys]

The more I think about it the more angry I get about BuckTommy!!!!!

He showed up at the wedding after fighting a fire for t w e l v e h o u r s!!!! Straight there!!! Number one priority!!!!

[frogstache]

you can headcanon a character as queer. that's fine, we all do it. but you can not get mad when said character isn't included in posts about canonically queer characters. because they are not queer in canon. if they come out, they'll be included.

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[frogstache]

If you're erasing a canon gay character but highlighting a character who is canonically straight, you're homophobic. Period. You can have your headcanons, but it doesn't mean a god damn thing if you're excluding the gay character you don't like just because he's getting in the way of your ship. And don't tell me that it's not the reason because we all know that's why.

[frogstache]

Taps the sign.