woah hi

alex (he/him) i dont have sideblogs so just be ready for this to be an all-in-one blog LMAO

[a-mel0n]

hey, i see you’ve been playing kcd lately and was just curious if you ever played the mass effect series? kaidan/mshep honestly kinda reminds me a little bit of hansry and seeing all the hansry content just reminded me of them and how revolutionary it was for the time (me3 came out in 2012 and having gay romance options in games back then was so rare).

i have not played mass effect!! but ive seen kaidan just. on the internet lol. i might check it ou— each game is THIRTY BUCKS???? fuckkk the summer sale is OVER. ok. i MIGHT check it out when the series is on sale and not $90 for all three games.

wait theres a legendary version for 60 bucks? is that better. thats probably better, right?

[mintedwitcher]

Hey yall I hate that I have to do this AGAIN but I have a grand total of $11 to get me through to the 24th of July.

My partner and I have both been trying to find work but so far have been unsuccessful, and there's been a hold-up with my partner's final pay slip from his last job so he can't get welfare yet either.

We have about 60L of fuel left in the car and obviously, $11 isnt going to be much use there when fuel is sitting at $2/L (diesel).

We're currently living in his mother's house, and she doesnt have the finances to support us either. The situation is far from ideal.

My kofi is here, any help is appreciated and desperately needed.

[mintedwitcher]

my partner has a job interview next week ! finally some good news lmao

anyway, the job is in the city, which is about 2 hours away from us by car, so fuel money is now the priority.

thank you again to all of the wonderful people who have donated so far, you guys are so kind and I appreciate you all so much. to anyone who can't donate, I appreciate you guys too just for sharing this post.

I hate having to do this, but going from a 3-income household to just one has been absolutely horrible. it's going to get even worse moving forward if my partner can't get work, because my welfare payment (which was already cut down by $200 because I'm no longer a leaseholder and thus ineligible for rent assistance) is about to be functionally split in half thanks to the "income management" scheme my government has implemented. but that is a problem for later down the road.

thanks again to everyone who has donated, and my most sincere apologies for my current inability to provide any services in return. I had hoped to get back to beta work this month, but things are not going the way I'd hoped.

please share this version. donation link is in the OP, any amount is highly appreciated <3

thank you guys so much.

[v88sy]

Wait. Season opening Buck is gonna have that fuck ass haircut. 😭

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus]

They genuinely look like graphics from an old videogame. Like they just spawned in from some low-budget scifi racing game from 1997.

[by-ilmater]

they should beat the fuck out of each other and then make each other cum by pressing on the cuts and bruises!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

at the club thinking qbout henry eating hqns woundussy at suchrol

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

he ry gets stabbed in the ribs and he's attempting yo bandage the wound himself and hans comes in and sees it and kisses the woind and puts his tongue in a lil bit and henry comes in his pants not even bc of how erotic it is bur bc of the jesus symbolism .

[croquettish]

KCD Memes

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[a-mel0n]

we're so fucking cooked

[marwyn]

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

Remaining time: 5 days 57 minutes

Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

[a-mel0n]

hey guys guess what conversation i've reached!!!

[a-mel0n]

more people should talk about radovan the blacksmith and henry's relationship, especially bc working for radovan is the first time henry's touched a forge since skalitz.

[a-mel0n]

hans you can calm down im not gonna fuck my brother

[a-mel0n]

guys that wasnt my fault i promise

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

[lucid-reblogs]

100% AND i was able to name all the real ones

[userautumn]

@bigassbowlingballhead