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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Theresa May likes a laugh
Working from home again
I’m a big fan of mathaversaries.com and today is a three-fer
1st time in ages #PraiseTheLorthopedics #10000steps
Illumina Centre UK - GIS site visit
B wing
Reception, looking out to the winter garden
Main data centre
GIS area
Winter garden
Secondary DC
Rooftop Views
Now that I suspect that the recipients are either knee deep in discarded wrapping paper or at the very least not browsing social media… This year's festive build.
Distracting Month
2/24 Months to Fifty: 137.6 kg
Bad month, A&E visit with a cracked head meant I haven’t been as “mindful” as I would’ve liked.
Spot the problem (screenshot as I can't believe it will stay up) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291905178528
Ring No. 2, much better join, needs further patina percussively applying, but again 20 or so minutes work, I could get hooked
Not bad for 20mins work
1/24 Months to Fifty: 139.2Kg
48.
Forty bloody eight!
139.2 kg
One hundred and thirty bloody eight (point two) kilos
Missed being “thin by 30″, failed at “Fit by Forty” this feels like last chance saloon.
Still the pressie will help :-)
Podcasts in a time of reverting from iPhone to Android
How to extract a list of RSS feeds from your iTunes if, for example, you’ve finally replaced your phone and can move your ents of the increasingly annoying iPhone your work gave you.
In iTunes you can export a list of podcasts subscribed to as an opml file (an XML file with delusions of grandeur)
In iTunes:
Select podcasts then File - Library - Export Playlist
Make sure OPML is selected in file type
Then open a trusty Powershell window
[xml]$Podcasts = Get-Content .\Podcasts.opml $Podcasts.opml.body.outline | Select xmlUrl | Export-Csv podcastURLs.csv -NoTypeInformation
You now have a file containing a list of just your RSS feeds, should you need it
(I only dis because player.FM’s opml importer was playing up
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I have a new hero
Motivate your ride:
We’re all twats.
They came for the canapes
But I don’t really like canapes,
So I ate nothing.
Then they came for the excess sugar,
But I’m a bit health conscious,
So I ate a banana.
Then they came for the unemployed,
But I was self employed,
So I turned a blind eye and moaned about tax.
Then they came for the tax credits,
I’d recently stopped claiming them,
But I was paying off an over payment from when I was in work and claiming them for one fucking week, that cost me two grand,
So I ranted a bit on twitter.
Then they came for the young housing benefit claimants,
But I’m old and struggling, and something was on the telly,
So I laughed at Kanye West being a bellend on twitter.
Then they came for the asylum seekers,
But I was having a breakdown,
So I took it out on my UKIP supporting relatives instead.
Then they came for the NHS,
And like the rest of us I retweeted some stuff and posted some things on facebook, and moaned about TTIP and called David Cameron a cuntgibbon or something on twitter, and felt like I was doing something.
Then I went to visit my dad, and remembered how well he’s been treated by the NHS over the last 15 years of his life, with heart operations, and Parkinson’s and having to say goodbye to him three times, and then thinking about the births of my children, and my mum needing a heart operation, and fucking eveything about the NHS that these fucking tory cunts want to destroy.
And still did fuck all.
We’re pathetic shivering cowardly pricks, all of us, and we should be fucking ashamed.
Pftt