E - THOTS COMMITTING E - THOT CRIMES ! a series of sentence starters from a small discord server.
* i do not take credit for the intellectual property of my peers. these are to be used for roleplaying purposes only. feel free to adjust pronouns or forms of address as needed. have fun, degenerates.
“ buy my silence, bimbo / himbo. ”
“ fuckin’ concu - bye ! ”
“ pardon my french, but fuck. ”
“ noooo ! you look like the cringe - ass nae nae baby ! ”
“ for personal reasons, i will be passing away. goodnight. ”
“ i am perishing tonight. it is time. ”
“ can i sing at your funeral ? it’d be a great honor. ”
“ i thought nothing would be scarier than the ambiance of children whilst ‘ wo ist kazooie ’ softly plays in the distance. ”
“ you take the moon, and you take the L ! ”
“ [ muse name ] ... your L, ma’am / sir. ”
“ i’d say you can’t tell me what to do, but you absolutely can. ”
“ your bed time is never. ”
“ d - o - g ! that spells [ muse name ] ! ”
“ i will steal a tome of fire magic. i will create a magic barbecue. ”
“ your uwus ! hand ‘em over ! ”
“ i came out of the womb and the doctor diagnosed me with gay. ”
“ i know. i was there. ”
“ i can’t fucking take it. seriously, i’m at my limit. ”
“ here’s my crackhead sister / brother / sibling. ”
“ vibe check ! ”
“ later, fuckers. see you in hell. ”
“ i really don’t like that. ”
“ when will [ muse name ] stop fuckin’: a novel by me. ”
“ i wish to inflict madness upon the household. ”
“ can you not ensue chaos and madness when i have a project due ? ”
“ you piece of bitch ! ”
“ i'm gonna stop you right there, motherfucker. ”
“ you will not touch me with that vile animation language. ”
“ it’s my breakdown and i get to choose the hair dye ! ”
“ that’s it. i’m revoking your ankle privileges. ”
“ i’m coming for your bones. ” / “ i’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ i’m gonna get you. c’mere. ”
















