The Doctor's Hors d'oeuvres

I'm Ben - Swimming in the sea of adulthood and barely keeping afloat. Where are my inflatable armbands?

[frootlauncher]

Tumblr sucks. But my account is re-activated per incredibly high demand from one person.

[edyipad]

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

[wannajoke]

[dopy]

[thx]

[earthdad]

getting interviewed for a job

interviewer: so what qualifies you for this job?

me: i banged your mom

interviewer: savage bro you’re hired

[bdgfthings]

[freeadultgame]

[apersonintransition-deactivated]

[gifsboom]

Dog knows how to paint. [video]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[theneondemun]

[shencomix]

I just wanted to eat my sandwich.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[princessharumi]

NEW CUTIES

[theweirdwideweb]

New Bork Memes

[executionerbarbie]

Me: *calls Sugar Daddy* hey so there’s this really cute outfit I want but it’s on the pricey side…

SD: Anything for you, princess. Why don’t you show it to me?

Me: