[arahir]

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

[thattripleabattery]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[jodiefosterwallace]

me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

bluesky poster: careful using "FRENCH" words, hunny.. the CHEETO IN CHIEF wants you to call them FREEDOM words now. INSANITY

[jodiefosterwallace]

me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

tumblr poster: does anyone else think the flakes of a croissant are lowkey fuckable

[jodiefosterwallace]

me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

twitter poster: i'm a nazi

[priorwalterxxxii]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[logicoso]

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[megabuild]

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

[dirtandspace]

Neil Gaiman - Grasping at Straws

Let me get this straight. A mother-of-three had enough evidence in 2021 that Neil Gaiman reneged on a 2014 real estate deal (she and her husband would be property caretakers in exchange for a significantly discounted land exchange) that she got him to pay her $275k to sign an NDA. Her specific claims include that once she was separated from her then-husband, Neil Gaiman intended to kick her and the three children from the property (apparently Amanda Palmer really needed it back!) unless she fulfilled his sexual requests. So basically she had new responsibilities (sex with Gaiman—including some specifically abhorrent stuff detailed in the original Jan 2025 Vulture article) plus her property manager role, and the previously promised long-term compensation (land exchange) was withdrawn. DURING EARLY COVID.

And now Neil Gaiman is countersuing her for…

Checks notes.

Lying? Nope. Libel or Slander? Nope.

Oh, that’s right—for supporting other women he’s paid into silence by sharing her claims publicly.

So he’s not saying her claims are untrue. Just that she was supposed to keep her trap shut. Got it.

Maybe she was wrong to share it in a legal sense—let’s operate under that assumption for a moment. But just so we’re all on the same page here: His defense is not “I didn’t do it” but “she wasn’t supposed to talk about it.”

Cool. Cool.

(Also interesting that maybe he didn’t hold up his side of the NDA, either? Because per the Vulture follow-up, NG’s lawyer retained communications from their time together that each side were supposed to have destroyed or disposed of after the execution of the NDA.)

Let this be a warning to all comic convention organizers and book signing event schedulers—don’t put your fans and customers in close contact with NG.

Also to Neil Gaiman: You were like 50-something when this went down with Caroline Wallner. You more than knew better to sleep with someone who was effectively your tenant. This was a knowable outcome for you.

Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner

The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[targetedknowledge]

[segamascott]