Save Yourself

31F WI Anime, body mods, other fandom, etc Send anons/asks :) 18+ only

[frostedge27]

It’s my birthday on Monday

I’ll be a whole 30 years old person

Send me asks for my birthday!

[lamignonette]

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[kateammann]

☀️🤍 Eternal Harmony 🖤🌙

[redtsundere-pngs]

Found these clown plushies :3 (source: stuffedserotonin on Instagram)

[catchymemes]

[financeprincess]

have you ever thought maybe the point is actually to have fun & be yourself?

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[catchymemes]

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[goth-queen]

[kweerdragon]

Ross duffer did both

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.