Welcome to the Crumch Chamber

what are we here for? i'm foolish, 21, and genderfluid. we try our best around here, and that's what matters

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Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud

A particularly bad day unlocks memories Blade didn't even know were locked away.

SEVERE CONTENT WARNING, PLEASE READ NOTES IN CHAPTER FOR TRIGGERS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/227609336

this is a big ol vent piece huh

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Anomalous Materials

Dark Nebula's existence sure is something.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/227549521

get ready for tonal whiplash for the next chapter later today

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Bad(?) Ending(?) 9: He Decided to Swap It Up

A distorted world where Gooey and Blade swap roles, but not ages. When he is young, Dedede finds a child fallen from the sky.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/226908171

i posted this in the middle of the night last night cuz i was at a wedding for six hours (that's also why the prose is kinda mid lol sorry)

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Diplomatic Disaster

King Dedede and his shadow have a little chat with Blade. This mostly results in nothing but frustration.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i'll be double posting for the next three sessions cuz i missed out previously i was just busy lol. expect another chapter later today

hey what's that over there

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Do Spiders Dream of Electric Ships

The insane ones have each other's backs.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/224666531

shout out to that one asker who came up with this title two years ago

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Awake Me From My Nightmare

Nightmare fails to fulfill his destiny several times over.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/224199481

lore with a dash of lolz

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100 Percent Reason to Remember the Name

Sailor Waddle Dee lives a simple life.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/223677206

someone requested a saidee cut scene so i brainstormed a little something about her day to day life and her opinions on the rest of the crew

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Red Bull Gives You Wings

At the age of fifteen, Kirby finally starts to grow wings. This is annoying.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/223675301

doubling up today, i'm so behind lol. AND i have a poll to post

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quick poll

what wings should i give kirby in my gijinkaverse

wingsu

angel wings like galacta and zero

fairy wings like ribbon and ripple

Voting ended onMay 10

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Something's Got to Give

Marx makes a gamble with Morpho Knight, and is forced into an impossible crossroads.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/222642291

i think i gave marx sociopathy

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Duology of Insanity Part 2

glyds and wheaterz, best siblings ever~

i remember when my portal fic was the most detailed thing, and most viewed fic i ever wrote. what good memories

maybe if they took a break from hating each other for ruining their lives, they’d see who’s actually responsible

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Enjoy It While It Lasts

The mirror timeline is absolutely awful, and Shadow Kirby is absolutely miserable.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/222147346

WE'RE EMO NOW!!

late because i hate work

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Bad Ending 8: Don't Run From Me

An alternate version of chapter 18, where Dedede and Meta Knight find Blade after his little tirade, and things are somehow significantly worse.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/221532196

the blade suffering train never ends, does it. well, its for a good cause, i'm sure.

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Duology of Insanity Part 1

working on a series where i just draw my favorite duos from my favorite things in the form of speedpaints and HOPEFULLY i'll be able to post them once a week. so we're starting with my faves Discord and Twilight Sparkle. underrated duo tbh

please enjoy the speedpaint! recorded time, 3hr 12min

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Flashback Frenzy

During one of the Blade's training sessions, Zero is reminded of a certain sibling of his.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/75360561/chapters/221045771

IM BACK. for real this time. and just in time for a slamaversay

and of course im back with dark matter zero lore whatever whatever have fun guys happy birthday

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I PROMISE IM NOT DEAD I SWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR just still kinda recovering, but i'm getting back in the swing of things! and with this, i've finished updating all the pieces of chapter art i've wanted to fix!

im slowly approaching the time where i must switch working on different fandom stuff, but that doesn't mean i'm done with this world! just multitasking, hehe :)<

see you soon. my writing will return... hopefully next posting day lol. i guess it turned out being more like a month break. but it was worth it, i hope.

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how are you doing after the surgery? hopefully you are taking your well deserved rest and are taking it easy.

I wish a very good and speedy recovery

i’m moving along! today is post-operation so i’m almost done being bedridden and bored

i tried to get some stuff done but i ended up a lot more drained than i thought lol. i guess my break is more like a month than a week, but i feel less stressed about writing now after it so that’s nice

i’ll be getting back into the swing of posting soon enough :]