JESUS CHRIST I WAS GOING TI WINTERHOLD AND TWO SNOW BEARS ATRACKED ME SO I JUST RAN INTO THE INN AND THEY SPAWNED INSIDE THE INN
INSIDE! THE! INN!
THERE ARE TWO SNOW BEARS INSIDE THE WINTERHOLD INN
one started glitching into the ceiling
it just works
Theres a BEAR
loose
in an INN
No one knows what’s going to happen next
Least of all the BEAR
He’s never BEEN in an INN before
There’s no experts. They try to find experts at the colleges. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw a goat in Solitude” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a goat in the Solitude. This is a bear loose in an inn.
The weirdest days are when you don’t hear from the bear at all
Like you’re sitting at the bar and you’re like:
“has anyone seen-”
nervous glances
“has anyone seen-”
*distant bear noises*
Those are those quiet days when people are like “It looks like the bear has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later the bear is like “I’m gonna run towards the innkeeper and smash ’em with my claws
ive got nice claws and sharp teeth, I’m a BEAR”
That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking bear
then you’re there drinking mead with the other nords and they’re like “there shouldn’t be bears in inns” we are well past that
