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"IT WAS ALREADY LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE."
“Well shit”.
studiddle:
“Not mad luv, just a bit confused. How did you manage to break ALL my Zombie figurines??? I said you could play with them, not destroy them!”.
❛—— OH, GOOD.
They aren’t what I wanna play with, anyways. ❜
BEGIN.
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
sentence prompts ➝ in this moment
❛ This is our eternity. ❜
❛ I was never good enough. ❜
❛ Will you be the death of me? ❜
❛ I’ve been drowning in questions, over and over again. ❜
❛ Just look at me and say goodbye. ❜
❛ I know you’re by my side. ❜
❛ The only promise I could make you is that my promise is a lie. ❜
❛ I don’t know how I’ll get through this. ❜
❛ My beautiful liar, why are you crying? ❜
❛ I love you for always driving me insane. ❜
❛ Can I give you just a taste? ❜
❛ I don’t need you to save me. ❜
❛ You’re dangerous, so keep your distance. ❜
❛ I’ll tell you exactly what you want. Teach you to behave. ❜
❛ Come on, inside my room. ❜
❛ I would walk through flames for you. ❜
❛ And in your hate, I find love. ❜
❛ I’m not gonna change. So stay out of my way. ❜
❛ Can we run away now and hide from tomorrow? ❜
❛ These voices are killing me. ❜
❛ All my life I was afraid to die but now I come alive. ❜
❛ It’s been a beautiful tragedy. ❜
❛ We wanted peace but you brought this war. ❜
❛ I’ll be the best you ever had. ❜
❛ You’ll never know what it is you’ve done to me. ❜
❛ We’re not gonna stop tonight. We’re gonna burn this city down. ❜
❛ I know that I can survive this. ❜
❛ I don’t want to wake from this. ❜
❛ You know where to meet me and you know just what I need. ❜
❛ Don’t try and stop me now. ❜
❛ I’m so tired of you telling me how to live and what I should not be. ❜
❛ Take me away tonight, just me with you. ❜
❛ Let me hear you scream. ❜
❛ I crave excess, turning wine into sweat dripping down my neck. ❜
❛ You’re cutting into me. ❜
❛ There’s just something about you. It feeds the addict in me. ❜
❛ It’s haunting, that hold that you have over me. ❜
❛ Release me from these memories. ❜
❛ Let me tell you how I want it. ❜
❛ I know how this will end so I’m turning away now. ❜
❛ Why does fear dominate when all we want is peace? ❜
❛ I’m only here for one thing. ❜
❛ You and me. We’re gonna be alright. ❜
❛ There’s a look in your eyes, I know just what that means. ❜
❛ I feel you growing closer. I feel you in the air. ❜
❛ These memories run through my veins. ❜
❛ You never once have doubted me. ❜
❛ I’m the person you’ve been thinking about. The one thing you can’t live without. ❜
❛ The strong will fight and the weak will run. ❜
❛ You love me for everything you hate me for. ❜
❛ I found a world where we are free. ❜
❛ You know I’m always there with you. ❜
❛ I love the way you dominate and you violate me. ❜
❛ It’s true, I was waiting for a sign. ❜
❛ You won’t forget me. I will haunt you until the truth unfolds. ❜
❛ I’m the one that you need and fear. ❜
❛ Tell me why we’re lying here on the floor. ❜
❛ I am falling down the rabbit hole. ❜
❛ Endless days and nights I wait for you. ❜
❛ You’re so pretty, dripping sin. ❜
❛ I’m just what you need, the perfect disease. ❜
❛ You don’t know how hard I fought to survive. ❜
❛ I still believe in the good and I still believe in the light. ❜
❛ You left me there alone. ❜
❛ I’ll have you down on your knees. I’ll have you begging for more. ❜
❛ I was my own worst enemy. ❜
❛ Take me, pull me all around. Break me, I’m yours. ❜
❛ I’ll taste you until I can’t. ❜
❛ You’re beautiful and sick like me. ❜
❛ I want you biting down on me. ❜
❛ You’ll still love me. Dead or alive. ❜
❛ I am the misery you crave and you, you are my faithful enemy. ❜
❛ I’m yours to have and to hold. ❜
❛ No matter where you run, you cannot hide from me. ❜
❛ Is it sick of me to need control of you? ❜
❛ Even in these chains, you can’t stop me. ❜
❛ What I would give just to be with you. ❜
❛ I thank you for the moments of your life. And never giving up on me. ❜
❛ You run through my veins. ❜
❛ Stay the fuck out of my head! ❜
❛ There’s nothing I won’t do to show you, I would sacrifice my dying breath for you. ❜
❛ Let me sleep away these memories within. ❜
❛ Shut your dirty, dirty mouth. ❜
❛ Baby, go ahead. I’ll be the villain you can blame. ❜
❛ Hello, are you listening? Can you hear me? ❜
❛ They will never know all the blood we shed. ❜
❛ We knew it was meant to be, but never meant to last. ❜
❛ The wrath of your hate has returned. ❜
❛ Not even death could take me away from you. ❜
❛ I am your sinner, I am your whore. ❜
❛ I know you had to go, it’s my war not yours. ❜
❛ Even if the world ignites into flames, you’ll be right here by my side. ❜
❛ We have to end the hate. ❜
❛ This sufferings my blessing. ❜
❛ You’re gonna listen to what I say this time. ❜
❛ Determination is pushing me. Perseverance is what I bleed. ❜
❛ I’m drowning in solitude again. ❜
❛ You don’t know the torture. You don’t know the pain. ❜
❛ I still can see your eyes believing in your love for me as you watched me die. ❜
❛ The time has come for me to say goodbye. ❜
❛ I wanted to believe in you. ❜
❛ These faces come and go and all I do is think of you. ❜
❛ I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me. ❜
❛ You think if I bleed, it can save you. ❜
❛ As your sky starts to fall, you realize you’re standing alone. ❜
❛ This confession is killing me again. ❜
❛ Take my hand, show me the way. And never bring me back here. ❜
❛ I know you’ll never understand me. ❜
❛ In my dreams last night, I saw your face. You held me and washed away my tears. ❜
legendarymemes:
WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO: 🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 👻 YOUR MUSE TELLING MINE A SPOOKY STORY BY TORCHLIGHT 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 👶 YOUR MUSE REVEALING THAT THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH MY MUSE’S BABY 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌱 YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE PLANTING A GARDEN TOGETHER 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ⛈ YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM ☀ YOUR MUSE SLATHERING MY MUSE IN SUNBLOCK ☂ YOUR MUSE SHIELDING MY MUSE FROM RAIN ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
STARTERS: ❝ COTDAMMITELIZABETH. ❞
‘ Are you ready for this journey, ____ ? _____, are you ready or NOT ? ‘
‘ This is the easiest part, okay ? ‘
‘ Do you wanna lose this pounds or NOT ? ‘
‘ Don’t give me the finger. ‘
‘ You got little feet. ‘
‘ Are you kidding me, ____ ? ‘
‘ MOVE THOSE FEET. YOUR LITTLE TURTLE FEET. ‘
‘ Is this a pit stop ? Are you serious, ____ ? ‘
‘ ____ GET UP THOSE STAIRS, NOW. ‘
‘ YOU GOTTA EARN YOUR BODY TYPE. ‘
‘ HOW IN THE WORLD AM I IN FRONT OF YOU ? ‘
‘ GODDAMMIT, ____ ! ‘
‘ HOW AM I GOING FASTER THAN YOU ? I’M IN A CAR. ‘
‘ ____ leave the salad dressing alone, there’s fat in there somewhere. ‘
‘ Tonight we are going on another run and you are not going to slack off. ‘
‘ OH, NO YOU DON’T, YOU SICK FREAK! ‘
‘ YOU STARTED YOUR DIET 19 MINUTES AGO! ‘
‘ YOU REVERSE RIGHT NOW. SLOW DOWN, GEEZ! ‘
‘ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ? SERIOUSLY. ‘
‘ I JUST WANTED NUGGETS. ‘
‘ YOU ARE ONE NUGGET FROM GETTING 0 LIKES ON YOUR NEXT INSTAGRAM POSTS, ____. ‘
‘ Just thinking about McDonald’s is 500 calories. ‘
‘ YOU PICK UP YOUR SANDALS AND MOVE THOSE LITTLE UMPA-LUMPA FEET. ‘
‘ Do you wanna wear a two piece or a snowsuit? ‘
‘ ____, GET UP. ‘
‘ Just ‘cause you’re dreaming of money doesn’t mean you’re making it. ‘
‘ Do you WANT this whipped cream on you ? ‘
‘ You are literally snoring your job away. ‘
‘ You are about to get fired. You’re gonna be forced to become a stripper, do you have any idea how competitive that field is ? ‘
‘ Oh my god, ____, are you still asleep ? ‘
‘ You’re a freaking sloth. All you do is eat, sleep, eat, sleep. ‘
‘ I’m not gonna chase after the car. ‘
‘ I’m mad at you, you woke me up five times. ‘
‘ I said the chicken parm was MINE. ‘
‘ I didn’t know you worked at four, you set the alarm for nine. ‘
‘ You are not getting street meat. ‘
‘ You don’t even have shoes on, you filth. ‘
‘ You’re not gonna ruin your diet for an Oscar Mayer, you freak. ‘
‘ She’s/He’s gonna get a whole grain with lettuce. That’s it. ‘
‘ Every McDonald’s knows who you are, you little Hamburgeler. ‘
‘ You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says Nug Life. ‘
‘ Why does it look like you killed a grocery store. ‘
‘ Move the shirt. Okay, stop sucking it in. WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU PREGO ? ‘
‘ ____ did you eat my cupcakes. ‘
‘ I need you to be a snitch right now. ‘
‘ You wanna eat my cupcakes as a team, then you’re gonna run as a team. ‘
‘ Are you really choosing sleep over life ? ‘
‘ Close the light. ‘
‘ Oh my goodness, she’s a vampire. ‘
‘ Are you wearing make up to sleep ? Is there someone in your dreams I don’t know about ? ‘
‘ I honestly don’t know what takes longer, you or the new season of Orange Is The New Black. ‘
‘ ____ GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE ! ‘
‘ There is always time for sushi. ‘
‘ You’re over here making out with a chicken wing at this time ? ‘
‘ I wouldn’t care if you’d weighed as much as precious, you’d still be precious. ‘
‘ Look at you, ____. You got in trouble. ‘
‘ A shortcut ? This isn’t Mario Kart ! ‘
‘ None of this number 2 stuff. Hurry up. ‘
‘ Who do you think you are, you McThief ? ‘
‘ If I catch up to you you’re sleeping on the couch. ‘
‘ Open it slowly. ‘
‘ Why would you do that? ‘
‘ If you look closely there’s a corn. ‘
‘ Four of them fell accidentally into my mouth. ‘
‘ Are you trying to capture Hansel And Gretel ? ‘
‘ I’m never bringing you here again. ‘
‘ You and your pregnant tendencies. ‘
‘ How are you gonna become a vegan when your pillow smells like bacon? ‘
‘ I had to wake up just to wake you up. ‘
‘ You love food more than you do me. ‘
‘ You have a whole drawer dedicated for junk food. I don’t even go in there ‘cause I’m afraid of it’s Narnia like powers. ‘
‘ If you were what you eat you’d be nuggets, Kraft dinner and a vodka. ‘
‘ DO NOT PUT THE CHIPS UP THERE ! ‘
‘ You’re walking like a penguin. ‘
‘ THAT’S A BEER PONG CUP. YOU LITERAL JUST DRANK A SPORT. ‘
‘ This isn’t Coyote Ugly, GET DOWN ! ‘
‘ They have a Mario Kart ? Like, what is going on here ? Are you winning? ‘
‘ THIS ISN’T CHUCKY CHEESE, MICHAEL PHELPS, GET OUT. ‘
‘ What are you gonna do ? Walk all the way to McDonald’s ? ‘
‘ You NEED to put your shoes back on. ‘
‘ It’s a hard nug life for you. ‘
‘ You get drunk just thinking about alcohol. ‘
‘ I said tequila once and you tipped over. ‘
‘ JUST FORGET ABOUT THE HONEY BUNS, ____. YOU’RE STRONGER THAN THIS. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. ‘
‘ You chow down like a cartoon character. I witnessed you eat a pizza without biting once. ‘
‘ GET OUT OF THE WATER, THIS ISN’T FINDING DORY. ‘
‘ If you’re THAT desperate for change book a hair appointment and stop stealing coins, Robin Hood. ‘
‘ I’m not Noah and you’re not Ally. ‘
‘ I’m not turning on the GPS, man-tracker. Like you got lost in your own backyard, relax. ‘
‘ I understand why you got the donuts, ‘cause you suffer from Homer Simpson syndrome. ‘
‘ Are you part of some Krispy Creme club ? Do you guys meet up on Wednesdays and talk about the glaze ? ‘
‘ That’s not a purse. You’re confused- IT’S A BOX WITH STRING. ‘
‘ You can’t be hoarding them like Pokemon Collectibles. ‘
‘ I can’t believe you buried my doughnuts. Like, you’re sick. ‘
‘ You know you’re not ready to go ‘cause there’s a sale at Victoria’s Secret. ‘
‘ STOP RUNNING I’M IN FLIP FLOPS. ‘
‘ Some girl told me if I put on her clothes and started running she’d pay me 20 bucks. ‘
‘ Get out of the tree, woodpecker. ‘
‘ Hey, my man, don’t be lookin’ at my Elizabeth. You better be looking at Number Two. ‘
‘ That’s how hungry you are. That you assume it says Carter-pie when you know it says Carter-pi. ‘
‘ You got a disgrace to Pokemon Training. ’
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Bad Lip Reading: High School Musical sentence starters
It’s funny how things happen.
I just ate a peanut.
Gross, you’re so smiley.
I thought I could feel a bug.
For all I know you could be a horrible evil psycho.
I’m cool. I’m like a cool bomb.
Oh no, dude, are you bored?
Check out one of these bowls that I found in the dollar fun section!
There you go, like a lot of people, just… being judgey.
I need cheesy sandwiches and a gummy fruit.
Now you owe me fifteen bucks for your doo-doo and shenanigans.
Why are worms on me?
Wait, are you a simpleton?
My friends think I’m just normal, but I’m really the pretzel king.
I like when they put glitter on these signs, I wanna do that.
I put fruit in a basket, and it was dope.
I think you have a spoiled roach in your shoe.
Do you hear that? Wow. That’s a baby sheep.
I’m your new friend now.
I talked to that new girl, and, um, I was really weird around her.
I’m pretty sure you got a problem walking. You need a scooter.
Basketball, basketball! We love basketball!
Wow, my feet are so raw!
Why must I just… dance?
This is my best dance, and I can do this, now.
Now don’t run away from me, okay?
Hey, did I tell you I’m a rodent?
Can I pinch your shrimps?
It looks like you ate a twenty-six-year-old man.
Looks like you’re looking for something.
I haven’t lost anything. Though, I’d like a bike pump.
Hand: I gave it to you so you could hold it.
Ooh, you’re quite a special bear.
Can you play piano? Like the bear at the mall?
That dog took my leaf.
I’m sure there were always rabbits inside of me.
I think your feet stank so much, like corn.
I’ve never had someone gross me out like you do.
Don’t go get a big fork and fix the ceiling fan, ‘cause that could ruin the fork.
Well, missed class now.
Work on your rhythm.
And that’s how I ended up in the talent show.
And then it hit me like a ton of pounds.
I know you’re a robot, and the secret’s safe with me.
I’d never been very good with electronics, but this I could handle.
This could cause nightmares in the night.
Let’s go bang on furniture!
Y’all, burping is my passion.
Oh, no, nuh-uh, that’s a no-no!
That’s nasty, like tuna on a stick!
I’m just trying to be human now.
Could you ever forget that you’re totally a mischievous android and you have to run on batteries?
You never drank that milk.
Hey, you guys should clap.
Take this. You’ll want it. It’s pretty cool.
Okay, today I wanna show you this really old laptop.
You look like a human, but that is not what you are.
Guys, can I have some water?
Why don’t you just tell us about the girl? Is she an alien?
She wanted my cat, and I think she stole him.
We’d have to find a dungeon first. Do they even still have them now?
Do all robots cry this much?
I heard what you just said to all your little boyfriends.
I saw a beaver jogging over the top of that dune.
I wrote that for you. It’s about us.
If we leave now, we can still make the talent show.
I am about to drink from the popular cup.
Don’t start it without me!
I can’t do it. Not when all these people are scared of me.
Remember the night we first met?
Move those feet, girl, come on.
I want a monkey friend.
Can you feel the breeze today?
I don’t have any pockets.
I already know what’s gonna happen that weekend.
We bought a new ficus, and the old one is just sitting in the house, and it gets in the way.
I forgot to add on the “Wheeeee!”
We were definitely the worst act that night, and we came in last place.
Every now and then I feel like scratching.
All I really need are apples and lasagna.
I have a vacant stare ‘cause I’m a robot.
I bet your toes are strong!
Don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo.
Come on, let’s have some fun!
In my village we have Daryl, Daryl the pony.
Why’d you insist on kissing that clown?
I’m running weird!
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"IT WAS ALREADY LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE."
“Well shit”.
❛—— ON A SCALE
from one to VERY, how maaaaaad would you D E S C R I B E yourself ?? ❜
8) Hello
Hiiiiii! :D
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